hahaha HI...I'm exhausted
Yesterday after class i went into town with one of my Play Pals, D, because we needed to get alcohol for the Festival after party. I know what you're thinking. No drunk!post? Gyyyyyyp'ed. But i have an explanation:
a) I was well on my way to being sober by the time we left the party because
b) D. was drunk. Pretty much off her ass. K, my other Play Pal, made me responsible for her because she
c) had to go wrangle the Norwegians. Who were also drunk. HILARIOUS.
e) Getting D out of the apartment was about as easy as wrestling cats made out of jello. (At one point in the night we both shouted "AS LONG AS I LIVE, I WILL NEVER BE TACTILE AGAIN," but that is niether here nor there.)
f) D's flatmate N was not helping, because she is a deceitfully naive-looking Belgian who, after i finally FINALLY talked D into stepping outside the appartment so we wouldn't be like those total losers hanging out on that couch in the corner of the room of whose occupant was already passed out (...*checks grammar*...fuck it)
g) N said, quite helpfully, "I don't want to leave yet. Do you want to leave yet?" To which i had to
h) all-but heft D onto one shoulder and bodily remove her from the premesis. While i was not strictly sober myself.
i) By then it was near three in the morning, and the buses had stopped running, so i was planning on pouring D into her bed and stumbling into town by myself to catch a cab. I would've been okay, probably, but
j) D insisted that i sleep on her floor. So i did (sort of) after saying things like, "Hey, we both mixed our alcohol tonight--do you think it might be a good idea to have a trash can cleared out just in case you we need it?" (she needed it. After going on at great length about one guy at the party looking like a sexy Elmer Fudd and how come there wasn't surgery to move belly fat into your boobs--i wasn't too surprised.)
So yeah. We woke up at one (i'm still exhausted--the floor was kind of cold, and i had to pee a lot), ate a pot pie, watched Supernatural and 30 rock and Community until 3:30, i went to Tesco, came home, and watched an episode of the Office while eating an entire pint of Bailey's flavored Haagen-Dazs. And tonight the Norwegians are throwing an 80s themed pie party.
Don't tell me you aren't jealous of my life <3
P.S. Supernatural does not make any more sense to me the second time around. D's theory is that it's going downhill just because they need to stretch it into a sixth season. I am inclined to say HELLS NO. Thoughts?