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To: percy_jackson@sonofposeidon.com
From: queenklu@wtf.net
Re: Your Movie
So...you live in the modern world. You own an iTouch. (We're not going to get into how you afforded one, based on zero evidence of having a job with a skeezball stepdad who probably wouldn't give you money if you found a way to launder it.) You're into Greek mythology. What i want to know is...HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN HERCULES? I MEAN, REALLY.
P.S. Your real dad was realy quick on the uptake regarding those lotuses (loti?), huh? I'm so glad he speaks to you...five days after you're in danger.
To: myprofessor@scotland.uni
From: queenklu@suchagoodstudent.com
Re: Troy
I neglected to mention how much i enjoyed your rant about the movie Troy the other day in Writing and History class. Especially the part where you pointed out the sheer negligence of "having an Achilles with a Brooklyn accent." As an American, I would like to applaud your imitation of the aforementioned accent when you continued with, "Ahm gonna take them there Trojans, y'all!"
Obviously, you know a great deal. I am eager to learn more from you.
To: myuterus@fml.org
From: queenklu@fuckthemalespecies.net
Re: Guess
DIAF.