I... I need to be way drunker before I can post a review of Boondock Saints 2. Don't worry, though, I'm right on top of that *downs another shot* The booze is helping.
For now, let me post some pictures because I can.
You all need to go watch the original Boondock Saints like, right now. This is why.
Sexy prison cell shenanigans
Hot guys with big guns
THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE EVER, FUUUUUCK, MURPHY HOW SO HOT?
CONNOOOOOOOOOOOOR YOU LOOK SO CONFUSED, ILU.
And of course, the twincestiest twincest that ever was:
I don't know why there aren't, like fifty million hurt/comfort fics with the two of them gagging each other tending to each others wounds. Gawwwwd. I noticed a DISTINCT LACK of manly tending in the new movie, TROY DUFFY. You had better FIX THAT next time!
And then, everyone has posted this picture but I really think it bears repeating. (thanks to
emerald_skies for this one)
This goes so nicely with my personal cannon about Walt being pretty happy to let Ray boss him around in bed. I don't know WHY I decided it was like that, but I did and now it works for me. Like...a LOT. NORMALLY I'm all about Brad/Ray dom/sub with Brad being all alpha, but put Ray with Walt and all of a sudden I want Ray to be all bossy and pushy and Walt just...taking it. And loving it.
And now, to cheer me up and because I feel like I've been neglecting my otp - which, surprisingly ISN'T the pairing I've already written 10000 words about - have some Brad/Ray goodness up in here.
BFFs
God they're SO HOT.
Hahaha, this one moment has given me half of my visual evidence for the mfeo-ness. Ok, but just lookit. The SIZE DIFFERENCE. Brad's fingers brushing Ray's. The way he's just so proprietry. The way Ray just GIVES IT UP for him. NOT LIKE THAT! (totally like that).
PJ has the most beautiful eyes out of anyone who has ever had eyes. this pic? Brad/Ray forever.
Another look of intense longing/yearning. Ray really cares about Brad, ok. He's always CHECKING on him, watching him (with those eeeeyes), studying his reactions. Ugh, I ship them SO HARD.
It's like there are two Generation Kills running parallel to each other - the one in which Brad/Ray is obvious to me, and the one in which Walt/Ray has stolen my heart. It must be quantum.
Uggh, I need to stop drinking so I can write the last scene of 'Use Your Hands'. It's a sex scene, and I first tried to write it when I was all messed up from sleeping pills, and then I tried again when I was so sleep deprived I was seeing things. Now I'm gonna try while drinking whiskey, see how that sticks.
WISH ME LUCK.
--Beck
(look, I didn't HATE BDS2. I just...it wasn't BDS1, and it wasn't as GOOD as BDS1 and I wanted it so desperately and all I can see are the things about it that make me want to cry. I'm sure I'll get over it and learn to appreciate the things in it that I liked, I just... I loved the first one SO MUCH, you know? Gah. I'll do this later)