CASPIAN PETER BECK OT3
Me and Prince Caspian and King Peter are meant to be. I have an elaborate Mary-Sue fanfic detailing this hypothesis, involving Caspian and some lusty castle wench taking Peter's innocence and then... no. I can't. It's too... You know how sometimes the fanfic you read and write is just a thinly veiled...veil for your own fantasies? This isn't even a veil, man. It's basically "I want me and Caspian to deflower Peter and then I get pregnant to Peter but he has to go back to earth and he NEVER KNOWS but Caspian knows and he ~makes love to me because I'm all he has left of Peter and he was in LOVE with Peter and and..."
My fantasies always involve two men and pining and babies. You should have heard the one about I have 50 Cent's child but then he DIES and Marshall takes me and the kid in and we slowly fall in looooove.
I'm a little punchy tonight because I worked 12 hours today with my douche-boss and by the end I felt like killing things. That included 4.5 hours of unpaid overtime on a public holiday, so you'll have to understand why I'm imagining that I'm a Telmarine serving girl plaything of two incredibly hot kings.
... (They came back to the castle after a battle to, I don't know, rout the last of the Telmarine army, and Peter is all RILED UP and RARING TO GO and Caspian tells him to find a girl to let off some steam, but High King Peter is suddenly Peter Pevensie, blushing school-boy, so Caspian decides to HELP HIM OUT and he grabs his favourite girl [who isn't just some poor wench, she's lusty and independant! She also sleeps with Susan] and tells Peter to come with him to his bed-chamber and and and...)
Oh, God, I saw a bit of an interview today with William Moseley and Ben Barnes together and JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE SO FREAKING UNBELIEVABLY SCORCHINGLY HOT. I'll admit, I like Ben Barnes with his fake Spanish Telmarine accent, but I'll take him how I can get him let's be honest.
(Let's not talk about the parts of that movie where I CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL because the books meant to much to me when I was a kid. REEPICHEEP, OHMYGOD.)
I really need to go to bed.
--Cheers, Beck
My fantasies always involve two men and pining and babies. You should have heard the one about I have 50 Cent's child but then he DIES and Marshall takes me and the kid in and we slowly fall in looooove.
I'm a little punchy tonight because I worked 12 hours today with my douche-boss and by the end I felt like killing things. That included 4.5 hours of unpaid overtime on a public holiday, so you'll have to understand why I'm imagining that I'm a Telmarine serving girl plaything of two incredibly hot kings.
... (They came back to the castle after a battle to, I don't know, rout the last of the Telmarine army, and Peter is all RILED UP and RARING TO GO and Caspian tells him to find a girl to let off some steam, but High King Peter is suddenly Peter Pevensie, blushing school-boy, so Caspian decides to HELP HIM OUT and he grabs his favourite girl [who isn't just some poor wench, she's lusty and independant! She also sleeps with Susan] and tells Peter to come with him to his bed-chamber and and and...)
Oh, God, I saw a bit of an interview today with William Moseley and Ben Barnes together and JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE SO FREAKING UNBELIEVABLY SCORCHINGLY HOT. I'll admit, I like Ben Barnes with his fake Spanish Telmarine accent, but I'll take him how I can get him let's be honest.
(Let's not talk about the parts of that movie where I CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL because the books meant to much to me when I was a kid. REEPICHEEP, OHMYGOD.)
I really need to go to bed.
--Cheers, Beck