The Arawak suck

Aug 03, 2006 00:25

And they are dumb and smoke too much. No dolphins, just a sting ray. mad lame...then I went way north to try the nature thing under different circumstances. It was much better and I made 200 in cash. I won't say why...But I managed to manipulate my millionaire cousins into bringing me to paris from christmas day to new years. I better learn dirty words in frenchie talk right away.
--If you want to feel happy like me, Go to the pet store and buy a tank for a hundred dollars. Then make little children set it up for you. You have to let them play with the hose but it's worth the clean up. After like a day test the water, and if it's good, bring lot's of cash and a credit card to your favorite pet store. Every one at your pet store should know you by name and ask you about your family. If they don't do that you can't be happy like me untill they do. If they know you you get to carry a snake around while you shop for six fish. One for every color of the rainbow. Then get a plant and some rocks and shit and you're done...DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE SNAKE BACK! or you'll look foolish like me too.
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