Off I go
I'm off to the Bahamas tomorrow. Free drinks, at least one day with the Arawak. I know this chick Peg who says she knows one of the few that Columbus missed. She's gonna meet me down there. I love learning about new cultures and the chance to live in one for a day sounds illuminating. I heard they have a tight bond with the dolphins near them, we'll see. I wanna pet a dolphin but people get tricked by the fixed smile of the bottlenose. They are actually pretty fuckin aggresive. I'd hate to lose a penis to a friendly looking dolphin. I hope my family doesn't kill eachother. We are all so different that it feel weird when there is no conflict. And I hope no Hurricanes come untill I get home. Amen