All the Way UP THERE! in the CORNER!

Feb 05, 2005 19:54

aight niggas so get this. nick and i got to hang out finally. busy scedules and all get in the way n shit so yea i got to see her. turns out she had to stay in the store all F*ing day. ugh yea so we sat there, just havinga grand old tiem w/ all the fuckin indians that come into teh indian grocery store. ironic huh? so this one lady comes in, this is as memorable as it gets. so this cheap ass bitch walks in w/ lkiek 6 fucking boxes of spices in a bag and she doesnt speak a word of english (i honestly dunno wtf she was speaking) so yea she freakin has 2 of the boxes open. one was entirely open liek powder leakin out and all and shes liek "i wanan exchange it" (not that clear of course) so w/e , neha, being teh nice passive little indian girl that she is, aggree to do so. so this bitch pushes her luck and starts searching for her "special spices" turns out that the spices that she wants r the ones all teh way at teh fuckin top of all the fuckin shelves and all the way in teh back. ugh how annoying. so w/e that was over and no1 was in the store, so i decided i wanted to be just liek her. so i act out a scene for neha...

i decided to buy 700 items of random shit and then planned on comming in the next day to exchange ALL of them. every fuckin one of them . and they ALL need to be from the TOP (fuckin ceiling high) and all the way in teh back. yea brilliant plan. its totally gonna happen.

time goes on, about 4 hours and the last fucking customer that come in is the biggest asshole ever. figures. w/e we were outta there quick and then we had to try and dodge spanish ppl at market basket, gave up cuz they out numbered us and just headed over to neha's place to watch russel peters. lmao still hilarious. "millions of us!" yea i lost my flare for this entry. neha, sorry it isnt amusing. "squzaahhh from the left to the rizzight"

next time u get a chance, lay on the floor w/ ur dad and bro. man its great
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