I *hic* have never had so much fun in my life!...MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS!  That was *hic* one hell of a party... BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! I think I love the bar~ DON'T BACK DOWN, MEN! THEY SHALL NOT BOARD OUR VESSEL! FIGHT!  *CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH ( Read more... )

My body! Where is my gorgeous, curvy, feminine body?! I want it baaaaaaaaaaack! I don't wanna be a man ;____;. Even if I am a pretty man...I DON'T WANT WHAT IS CURRENTLY BETWEEN MY LEGS TO BE THERE!!!

...Who AM I, anyway? I've heard of genderswaps happening, but my hair is most certainly NOT long and silver.

[insert string of cursing here] Whoever did this, I hate you. I can't even go back to bed, for obvious reasons! Do you have ANY IDEA how INSANELY and RIDICULOUSLY DIFFICULT getting dressed this morning was?! And I'd LIKE to be able to take a shower in the morning like I normally do, but I'm not even going to TRY it because of this INSANITY. Whoever ( Read more... )