bad like the food i eat
i just ran around the island in my kitchen a couple hundred times from coco the terrorizing monster dog...only kidding she just followed me around because she thought i had something like a toy or something..instead i snuck up behind her and then leaped out and gave her a minor doggie heart palpitation
but romeo, hes been barking and growling and biting at all of us cuz he has this bone he really likes right now, so i locked him in the laundry room so i could freely move about my house without fear of loss of blood/limb...so then he started dog wailing...and my mom was like can you go let him out? calling from down the hall and i was like NO HE TRIED TO BITE ME and she was like gotta train him better! and i was like HOWWW and she said .........dont get another dog
so i let him back out and i went GO GET MOMMY! in a really excited voice and i heard her say get that fucking stupid dog away from me!! so of course i pretended to be even more excited and i was like ROMEO GO GET MOMMY! MOMMYS HOME!! hahahahhaa
i bet shes glad to be home.
hahahaha
but romeo, hes been barking and growling and biting at all of us cuz he has this bone he really likes right now, so i locked him in the laundry room so i could freely move about my house without fear of loss of blood/limb...so then he started dog wailing...and my mom was like can you go let him out? calling from down the hall and i was like NO HE TRIED TO BITE ME and she was like gotta train him better! and i was like HOWWW and she said .........dont get another dog
so i let him back out and i went GO GET MOMMY! in a really excited voice and i heard her say get that fucking stupid dog away from me!! so of course i pretended to be even more excited and i was like ROMEO GO GET MOMMY! MOMMYS HOME!! hahahahhaa
i bet shes glad to be home.
hahahaha