Dear Internets,
Please build me a time machine. That way I can do the following:
1. Utilize my time better this weekend. Why is it that I still have reading to do and it is fall asleep time?
2. Plan for my academic future better. Why is it that I will have to attend the UW as a nonmatriculated student after I get my associates? Why did I not come up with a definitive plan sooner?
3. Appreciate my high metabolism while I still had it, instead of trying to fight it and gain weight to be curvy like all my other girlfriends. I look back upon those days and laugh at myself and cry inside a little bit at the same time.
4. Also make the time machine produce popsicles, and make sure it is piloted by a really fluffy orange tabby cat wearing a kelly-green turtleneck sweater.
I don't feel this is too much to ask.
Thanks in advance,
Me
1. Utilize my time better this weekend. Why is it that I still have reading to do and it is fall asleep time?
2. Plan for my academic future better. Why is it that I will have to attend the UW as a nonmatriculated student after I get my associates? Why did I not come up with a definitive plan sooner?
3. Appreciate my high metabolism while I still had it, instead of trying to fight it and gain weight to be curvy like all my other girlfriends. I look back upon those days and laugh at myself and cry inside a little bit at the same time.
4. Also make the time machine produce popsicles, and make sure it is piloted by a really fluffy orange tabby cat wearing a kelly-green turtleneck sweater.
I don't feel this is too much to ask.
Thanks in advance,
Me