The true meaning of Easter.
As we all know, this is the day on which Jesus, because of a rogue comet striking a military silo creating a nuclear explosion, came back from the dead to walk the earth once more.
As the living-dead he wandered the countryside, praying on outlying farms. He dare not go out in the sun light, for being a carpenter in life, it would turn his undead body to saw-dust, but at night he broke into the hen houses and would smash all the eggs in his rage.
Luckily, St. Peter had an idea. After coloring all the people's eggs, by dipping them in the Red Sea, he took some sheep's wool and tied it to the back of his tunic. Then making himself some wicker bunny ears and calling himself Peter Cottontail, he taught all the rabbits in the land how to hide the eggs in the grass and bushes.
Finally, one night as Jesus was leaving one of the farms, again being unable to find any eggs, he noticed a basket full of candy. In fact it was a trail of candy filled baskets which lead him into the center of town.
It was a trap of course. For there, in the center of town, with all the people watching, Jesus was forced to do battle with Chuck Norris. They fought until dawn, when Jesus turned back into dust as Chuck Norris held him in a headlock. THE END
As the living-dead he wandered the countryside, praying on outlying farms. He dare not go out in the sun light, for being a carpenter in life, it would turn his undead body to saw-dust, but at night he broke into the hen houses and would smash all the eggs in his rage.
Luckily, St. Peter had an idea. After coloring all the people's eggs, by dipping them in the Red Sea, he took some sheep's wool and tied it to the back of his tunic. Then making himself some wicker bunny ears and calling himself Peter Cottontail, he taught all the rabbits in the land how to hide the eggs in the grass and bushes.
Finally, one night as Jesus was leaving one of the farms, again being unable to find any eggs, he noticed a basket full of candy. In fact it was a trail of candy filled baskets which lead him into the center of town.
It was a trap of course. For there, in the center of town, with all the people watching, Jesus was forced to do battle with Chuck Norris. They fought until dawn, when Jesus turned back into dust as Chuck Norris held him in a headlock. THE END