originally posted
here.
Prompt: AKame on a date
Fandom/Pairing: KAT-TUN/JinKame
Rating: i would allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
knackchan08 When Kame feels weird, he starts fidgeting. Right now, he is most definitely fidgeting. Somehow this whole thing feels wrong. He was out with Jin and they just finished their meal at some fancy restaurant. They both had a great time. The food was great. The ambiance was great. They didn’t even argue once.
“Something wrong?” Kame hears Jin ask.
Kame stops and thinks for awhile. Of course something was wrong. This was going too smoothly. Too perfectly. Usually with Jin something was supposed to go wrong. It was like a law of some sort.
And yet, Kame mumbles no for a reply. Mentally, he assures himself that probably, maybe just for today, everything will go just fine. The waiter arrives with the bill and Jin flashes Kame a grin before reaching for his wallet. Kame smiles back and watches Jin. Then-just then-Jin’s grin was erased. Kame wondered why and peered at Jin.
The older man motioned for Kame to come closer, and then whispered in his ear, “Kame, I kind of forgot my money.”
This stopped Kame’s fidgeting almost immediately.
“Honestly, Jin,” Kame tries to say in an annoyed voice but somehow he couldn’t stop smiling.
Prompt: Ohno and Aiba with cute animals
Fandom/Pairing: Arashi/OhnoAiba
Rating: i would allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
fluttering “I didn’t know you had a dog,” Ohno noticed a small brown puppy peeking from Aiba’s shirt on the floor. He then followed Aiba to his room and grabbed a candy bar (or something that looks like a bar with a colorful wrapper).
“I picked that up the other day. I found him near the studio and he looked so pitiful I just had to bring him home with me.” Aiba explained and handed Ohno the CD he was looking for.
“Did you name him yet?” Ohno bit into the bar.
“It’s a she,” Aiba clarified and picked the puppy up. “And no, I haven’t. Do you have any good names?”
“Umai,”
--
“Another one?”
There was a puppy-this time a mix of dark orange and brown-that greeted Ohno when he came over Aiba’s. It was larger than Umai (Aiba decided to go with that in the end) and more scraggly-looking but Ohno can see why Aiba found it cute.
“I just had to bring him home, Riida. You should have seen him wandering on the park. He looked so helpless!”
Ohno shrugged. He saw nothing wrong with Aiba taking in unknown, cute and possibly rabies-carrying animals. He sits down on the couch and plays with the new puppy.
--
Ohno knew he shouldn’t be surprised to see another animal in Aiba’s house but he was surprised anyway. Now accompanying the two puppies was a full grown cat. It was fat and lazy, sprawled on Aiba’s kitchen while the two puppies were chasing each other’s tails.
“Name this one Hello Kitty,” Ohno suggested, pointing at the fat cat on the floor. It looked nothing like Hello Kitty. It was black and irritable and didn’t allow anyone but Aiba to touch him.
“It already has a name,” Aiba handed Ohno a glass of water, which Ohno accepted gratefully. “He’s called Chii.”
“Chii.” Ohno repeated the name, wondering where Aiba could’ve gotten such a name. Then again, there were a lot of things that were left unanswered when it comes to Aiba.
--
After a game on Aiba’s game console, Ohno got a bit bored and suggested that they go out for a walk. Aiba agreed and gathered all the puppies together-there were four of them now, nobody really knows where Aiba picks up these strays-and all of them went out for a walk. Chii was left at home to laze around.
They were walking randomly with no specific destination in mind. During this, Ohno realized that Aiba had the amazing ability to attract strays. Wherever they went, they would encounter some helpless abandoned animal. It was kind of amazing, for Ohno.
“Here, you can keep this one, Riida,” Aiba handed him a small kitten. “I think he likes you.”
Ohno glanced at the small dirty white kitten in his arms. He announced that he was going to name it Masaki. Aiba grinned winningly at him. The kitten meowed in response.
Prompt: Arashi teaches Sho how to ride a bike
Fandom/Pairing: Arashi/GEN
Rating: i would allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
maily “For this next segment, you all have to ride mountain bikes. Safety gear will be located over there-and yes, Sakurai-san?”
The manager, along with the other four that make up Arashi all glanced at Sho’s direction. Sho suddenly felt just slightly embarrassed at the attention but nevertheless, cleared his throat and said, “I can’t ride a bike.”
“What?” Jun was the first one to react.
“I thought you knew how,” Nino said.
“Well, this can’t be. You have to learn Sakurai-san. Before the end of the week, at most.” Their manager told Sho firmly. After writing down some stuff at his clipboard, he left the group alone.
“I know! Why don’t we teach him?” Aiba bounces excitedly in his seat. Somehow, Sho knew that that glint in Aiba’s eyes never meant any good.
--
“Are you sure this is necessary?” Sho asked, trying not to sound too nervous. He was on top of a sloping road, and it was a long way down.
“Of course,” Aiba quipped. “This will make it easier for you to learn. The pull of gravity will help you in balancing stuff out,”
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT,” Sho half-shrieked.
“He’s just using big science words, Sho-kun. But he’s still right, this will help,” From behind Sho, Nino assured.
“Don’t I need safety gear?” Sho suddenly panicked when he realized that he was so vulnerable. “Don’t I need a helmet? Or something?”
“You’ll do fine,” Jun snorted from a distance. Beside Jun, Ohno was playing with Nino’s DS.
“All right, let’s go, Sakurai-kun!” Aiba cheers. Sho carefully puts the bicycle between his knees and glanced at his bandmates one more time. Before he can say anything further, Jun pushed him down the road.
Arashi never knew Sho’s voice can reach such a high note.
--
“No. NO.”
“We’ll hold the bike for you. It’ll be like you’re doing it yourself,” Aiba reassured him. Sho knew better than to trust that look of Aiba’s. “Ah! Nino will hold it for you!”
Sho narrowed his eyes. Nino grinned that supposedly innocent grin of his. Sho knew better than to trust that grin as well.
“No.”
“Matsujun will, then?”
Sho glanced at Jun, who seemed to be running the thought in his head. He knew that he couldn’t trust it when Jun goes all thoughtful like that about something. Something DoS is bound to happen anyway.
“Still no.”
“Riida, then?”
Ohno looked innocent enough. Sho trusted Ohno. More than he trusted Aiba, Nino and even Jun. Ohno wouldn’t do anything to explicitly kill Sho. Or to try to kill Sho.
“All right,”
--
“Riida, why did you let go?” Nino asked in a fit of giggles. Sho was crumpled on the ground, the bicycle not far away.
“I thought about my fishing rod back home,” Ohno shrugged. Jun laughed harder. It was a few minutes after they’ve laughed themselves silly did they remember to help Sho up.
--
After several bruises and much needed bandages, Sho finally learned how to ride a bike. He refused to comment when he was asked about all his bruises. It did not help that Nino snickered every time he was asked.
Prompt: Jun catches Sho watching his W/ME perf
Fandom/Pairing: Arashi/JunSho
Rating: i would NOT allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
maily “Sho-kun, have you seen my-”
“MATSUJUN?” Sho sat up from his seat and scrambled to get the remote. He was sadly unsuccessful. Playing on the TV was Jun’s W/ME solo for all the world to see. “I. What-what are you doing here?”
Jun threw a glance at his half-naked self on the screen then back at Sho again. He was trying to find appropriate words for this, but then Aiba came to see what the noise was about.
“Oh. Look Matsujun! It’s you!” Aiba told Jun, to which Jun just gave him a pointed look. “I didn’t know you watch this, Sho-chan!”
“I. Well, I…” Sho began. And then Jun from the video started screeching “Lock wiz me” again and Sho finally put the video to a stop. “Did you want something, Matsujun?”
“N-no, not really…” Jun replied confusedly.
“LOCK WIZ ME,” Aiba started dancing the exact same steps Jun did-who taught him that? He jumped on Sho’s bed and started to open his pajama top. Jun flushed but then he threw a nearby pillow to Aiba’s face. This did nothing to stop Aiba for he went on dancing on Sho’s bed. He even went so far as to sing the “kick it lay it on the floor” parts.
“That is seriously disturbing, Aiba-san,” Nino yelled from the doorway. Ohno snickered beside him. “Hold on a minute, let me get my camera,”
Aiba stopped and hurriedly buttoned up.
--
A few minutes later, they were all scolded because some of the hotel’s guests managed to witness the whole Aiba-impersonating-Jun performance and got curious. Fortunately, their manager handled the situation beautifully. Aiba went back to his room and Ohno and Nino left at the same time, probably off to watch what Nino recorded in his video camera.
“So,” Jun began.
“So,” Sho said as well.
“I don’t think I even want to know why you’re watching that performance-” Jun finally said, though he himself knew it was a big lie. He was curious. And also strangely turned on.
“I like the way your hips move,” Sho mumbles, refusing to look at Jun.
“What?”
“Your hips. I like the way they move,”
“Are you drunk?” Sho gave Jun an exasperated look. “Are you serious?”
Sho nodded.
“Really?”
“I am Jun, I really am,” Sho felt slightly annoyed that Jun wouldn’t believe him.
“Are you-” Jun was about to say when Sho grabbed him for a full kiss on the lips. The kiss lasted for a few seconds or so because Sho pulled away soon after.
“As real as that was,” Sho told him. Jun chuckled and finally muttered something that sounded like “all right.” They settled on Sho’s bed, just lying there when Jun finally asked, “So what are we going to do now?”
“Well we’re already in bed so why don’t we…?” Sho grinned.
“I am beginning to think that this is the only reason why you started watching that performance,”
Sho told Jun to shut up and kiss him instead.
Prompt: Jun decides to be straight; crying!Sho
Fandom/Pairing: Arashi/JunSho
Rating: i would allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
mutekinonna “Do you seriously like her?” Sho hears himself say. His voice cracks just a bit, and for a moment, he hopes Jun didn’t notice. Then again, hardly anything ever goes unnoticed with Jun.
“Yes,” Jun answers after a long pause. “Yes, I do.”
Jun walks out of the room without saying anything more. Sho watches him as he does. Once the door closed behind the younger man, Sho sat on the foot of the bed and groaned.
--
They meet her the next day. She was nice, even Nino thinks so-it was hard to get Nino’s approval, girl-wise. Sho thinks she’s well-mannered and pretty but there was something about her that irked him a lot. He tried talking to her, hoping that he would get less annoyed if he got to know her better. He really did want to like her. Jun likes her after all, so there must be something exceptional about her.
--
Sho hates her. One conversation was all it took. He was pretty sure she hates him as well. In a way, they were fighting over Jun, really. Sho trying to claim Jun subtly, while she gets to blatantly show her claim for him-this includes her annoying way of clinging to Jun. Life is unfair, Sho complains to himself.
“Jun!” feeling relieved that Jun finally picked up, Sho clutches the phone closer to his ear. “Hey, I was thinking that maybe we can go out for a drink tonight. You are free…”
“Actually I’m not,” Jun replies in a hushed voice. In the background, Sho could swear he could hear that woman’s voice again. “Maybe some other time, okay?”
“Jun, wait-” Sho wanted to be assured that Jun wasn’t going to be taken away by that woman. Even though he kind of knew that was what was going to happen. Jun didn’t even let him finish and hung up on him.
Sho knows it’s pathetic, but he cries silently in the corner of his room. It's probably the only thing he can do, at the moment.
Prompt: Bambina PV Making of
Fandom/Pairing: NEWS/RyoTego
Rating: i would NOT NOT NOT allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
knackchan08; Bambina lyrics taken from
here.
Type your cut contents hereRyo glanced at their costumes. He knew that Bambina was supposed to be a seductive song of sorts, but these clothes were far too tight. Then again, he did have to go through with those tight shorts back in Kanjani 8's It's My Soul PV.
Bambina starts playing and the director gathered NEWS together to brief them about this scene. They were supposed to go freestyle with their dance steps, there were low lights to resemble those of a club’s and also, skinship was highly recommended.
Ryo gave a skeptical look at Yamapi, who just gave him a smile that more or less asked him to just go with it. For some reason though, Tego was really hyped up about this.
Bambina hadaka no mamade
Bambina motto kanjite
NEWS was then ushered to the PV’s set, which was a black smooth floor, with colorful lights positioned in the corners. Ryo started dancing, per the director’s instructions and he then was starting to think about who to perform skinship with when he realized Tego was dancing close by.
LIKE or LOVE? sono kotae wo kikasete
karada kasaneru tabini
Tego noticed Ryo almost immediately, and soon they were dancing strangely in sync. Also, Ryo had no idea Tegoshi can move his hips like that. Who taught him that? Massu again? No. Even Massu can’t move like that.
BIRIRI kakenukeru kara
misete yo kimi wo subete hoshii yo
Ryo gave Tego a grin that clearly shows his approval for Tego’s newly acquired dance moves. And damn it, no one should be allowed to dance like that. Ryo was getting mesmerized and that wasn’t a good thing. Also, it does not help that Tegoshi has to say “Ooohh oohh” in breathy voices like that.
samishii kizudarake no Bambina
Did it get hot in here or what? Ryo wishes the whole shoot was over so he can drag Tego off to the nearest closet, dark room or whatever.
Prompt: Pilot!Kame and Flight Attendant!Jin
Fandom/Pairing: KAT-TUN/JinKame
Rating: i would NOT NOT NOT allow my little sister to read this...
Notes: for
courtess; written with lots of help from
ika_rasu . SHE refers to Jin (because we all know Jin can be such a girl at times...)
“We should be getting back,” Kame whispered against Jin’s ear.
“A few more minutes,” Jin whispered back. She grabbed Kame’s hand when he tried to pull it away. “Kame. Just a few more minutes, please.”
“I have to get back to driving this thing,”
“A few more minutes,” Jin said more firmly, palming Kame through his pants. This elicited a moan from Kame and earned Jin a hot kiss. Kame delved in deeper into his temptress' mouth. His tongue, slippery and roving, sought for dominance and brought her melting into his arms as his fingers, unbuttoning articles of clothing, caressing any available skin he could.
“Just a few minutes okay,” Kame clarified. Jin nodded, although both of them knew that he didn’t mind if the plane crashed right now.
Soon enough, Kame’s unnecessary clothes were gone as well.
Straddling the attendant, he kissed her passionately before he wander his lips down her velvety skin, loving every ministrations which gave him pleasing sounds from escaping his lover's mouth.
But Kame wanted to scold Jin for being too noisy. They were supposed to be doing this in secret too. Jin’s hands were busy as well, and she was trying to hold Kame as close as possible. But then from kissing, Kame was suddenly thrusting into Jin. Jin started moaning louder and her hands were leaving red marks on Kame’s back.
Kame kissed Jin to silence her, hoping no one heard their supposed to be "quiet" session. He increased his thrusts, building more friction between them. Jin clung to Kame for dear life trying to meet him thrust for thrust.
Finally, Kame came and Jin followed soon after. They collapsed against each other, breathing hard. Kame was about to say something when both of them heard the doorknob being opened.
Thankfully Kame remembered to lock the door.
"Hello? Is anyone in there," the voice inquired, followed by several knocks on the hard wood.
This became the cue for them to scramble up for their clothes and somehow think up a good reason to this "intruder" for finding two men in a bathroom. Hopefully, he or she would this scenario suspicious.
“Uh… J-just a minute!” Jin said, straightening his uniform. He then shot a distressed look at Kame. Kame made sure that everything was decent before he gave a nod to Jin. Kame opens the door and leaves the room first.
The one who knocked, co-pilot Junno, gave Kame a surprised look, but his eyes widened further when he saw Jin emerging from the room as well.
“What were you doing back there?” Junno asked, a bright smile on his face.
“Well.” Jin shot Kame a glance. “We were discussing…”
Kame shrugged.
“Discussing… Oh hey look, there’s a kid ready to throw up, excuse me.” Jin runs off to attend to a little boy reading a book calmly.
Junno turns to Kame.
“I’ll be getting back to driving this plane now,” Kame says casually and leaves Junno. Junno then goes to the intercom and announces cheerfully, “Dear flyers, I have finally found our pilot.”
--
“I never want to do these airplane skits again!” Jin complained soon after.
“But you seemed like you enjoyed wearing that skirt,” Koki teased.
“And you and Kame had a lot of fun ‘discussing’ in the bathroom as well,” Nakamaru grinned slyly.
Jin flushed, gave them both a glare and announced again, “I never want to do these airplane skits again!”