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Jan 14, 2004 20:04

Let's say your family builds a house. It's a nice house, a log cabin, it's big and sturdy, and it protects you from the elements, you love your new house. Every time you see your house you get a since of pride because your dad built it by hand. And because your new house is away from any busy city you can ride your bike where ever you want. There are trees and squirrels, bushes and rabbits, your new house is awesome. Then one day you go in the basement to get your bike and you see people down there, now all you want to do is ride your bike because that's what kids do, so as you are wheeling your bike off you say to the people, "hey get out of my basement." Then the rain comes and you can't ride your bike in the rain so you sit and you wait for the rain to stop. Then one day it does. And what's the first thing you do, you go down stairs into the basement to get your bike. But as you go down there stairs you notice something, those people who were there before are still there, but this time they brought their family. Now there are hundreds of them and there staring at you and the little one is even riding your bike. So you panic and run upstairs to your mother. Well she marches right down there and she starts giving those people a what for. But soon her voice changes and she cuts a deal with the people living in your basement, she tells them that they can stay in the basement of your new house that you love so much, but they can't bring anymore people. Now your pissed off, you know they're going bring more people and they are running out of room down there. But your mom is a pussy ass bitch she shakes hands with them and goes back upstairs to watch soaps and eat bon bons. As you plead with her to change her mind she tells you hush up, and another thing it wouldn't kill you to let them ride your bike.

As the months pass the people in your basement start growing, and before you know it, they are sleeping in your bed, they are doing the dishes and stealing your allowance, and to top it all off your sister is knocked up. All because your mother was to much of a pussy ass bitch to tell them to get out, they didn’t' belong here in the first place.

STUPID IMMIGRANTS
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