I really, really don’t like being trapped somewhere.  Due to my nature, it doesn’t happen often.  This is a good thing.  There would be a lot more fatalities.  You know, now that I think about it, maybe I should get trapped more often.  It makes me mad.

Most traps don’t work, but Parker’s a smart little prick.  I have to ( Read more... )

The notion is cliché, but my favorite thing about Spiderman is the way he wriggles like a fly caught in a spider’s web.

Being too jaded to use clichés is clichés in the first place, so I don’t care about using ‘em.  Clichés exist for a reason, you know.  They exist because they’re true.  They’re real.

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