Jared (in response to a hiiiiiiipster-looking dude in Georgetown):  "You know, I can't wait for the day when hipster chic finally culminates in to straight-up homelessness."

As any reader of this blog is well-aware, I've been suffering from something one could equally refer to as either "bad karma" or "depression".  I personally think it's a little of both.

Well, i haven't posted in a few days, largely because I didn't want to jinx it, but after my totally shit Friday, I had a completely awesome Saturday where, despite ( Read more... )

Sometimes I think that I try to subconsciously complicate my life.

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Maybe I'll post on my emotionally and physically exhausting trip to Illinois later.  Right now I'm just not in the mood.  All I really have the energy to say right now, is that I appear to be running on nothing but fumes ( Read more... )

Or so Ben tells me.

Do you know what I want for Christmas?

Someone convenient to use for a bootycall.  And have that not turn in to a weird "Why aren't we together?" type-thing.

I can't decide if this makes me shallow or slutty or both.  Which I'm sort of okay with, as I have always been a (relatively) good girl.

See, not so bad, right?

But yeah, that would be a pretty ( Read more... )

Jared on his boyfriend Max.  Exchange from trivia last night after a car slogan question:

Max:  It's the Gremlin.
Me:  Max, how the hell do you know that?
Jared:  Max knows cars and planes...and Britney.

Fixing the door ( Read more... )

So, I wrote Pat an email yesterday telling him that I was going to be in Amsterdam on x day with my Dutch friend Anne, and this is the email I received back:
"I doubt you have friends who aren't American but whatever. It's the lie you choose to live."

Then he gave me his cell and told me to call him and followed it up with this:
"P.S. If your friend's ( Read more... )