"the cops are on the way.....FUCK!!!"

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The Oneils are a great family. Katelyn is possibly the coolest girl I've ever met in my entire life. She dresses amazing, is beautiful, and can sing to save the life of not only herself but of millions of infants and toddlers fresh from the womb. Kevin is a lot different from his sister. You would never geuss them to be related. He's hip on the gansta trends, plays football for B-coat and is the typical cool guy who won the "Best Looking" superlative. His gf is banging. The best of all is the tale Mr.Oneil himself. One day he tried to make a tape for Survivor. Survivor is a competitive reality television show series where the contestants are strnded on an island and have to complete missions in order to move on towards the big win. The tape included Mr.Oneil sporting some windbreaker pants and a sweatshirt. Not just any old sweatshirt, a rare breed, an enemy to the fashion industry, a legendary garment to the everyday doofus. A sweatshirt with no hood...no pockets...no zipper... Mr.Oneil also sang the Destiny Child's hit song "Survivor" on the rooftop of the Oneil household to end his audition tape.
Nevertheless, he still eagerly waiting a response from the network.