Heartburn from hell for the last solid week. Finally broke down and took some carafate this morning. And ( Read more... )

i woke up this morning and my jaw was absolutely killing me. just on the left side...right side was fine. now it hurts when i open my mouth at certain angles and when i yawn.

wtf?? i've hurt my neck before from sleeping wrong, but my jaw??have been given the suggestion that it's some sort of weird tmj thing gone awry. am sticking with that theory ( Read more... )

dear moron:

do not - i repeat, do NOT - kick a dead dvd player, under any circumstances. not even if it provoked you, not even if it won't give you your dvd back; and not even if you're wearing shoes...because your toes will break much easier than it will.

idiot Q.

Q
ow.

last night i clobbered the second toe of my left foot on an open desk drawer while i was doing my stretches. took a good chunk of the nail off. it's probably a tiny wound comparatively, but i'm hobbling about like a paranoid invalid until it heals.

Q
bad desk. wicked desk.