sja - the eternity trap - 1/2
no spoilers here, just wanted to say that HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS that was mason from dead like me playing lord whatsisface!
forget the dashing sword-swiping 'get thee to the netherworld!' swash-bucklery; now i just want to see him give the baddie the finger and go, 'OI! erasmus!' *falsetto* 'FUUUUUUUUUUCK yew!'
Q
'lord marchwood, whatever is the matter?' *weepy* 'i've got illegals in my bottom...'