oy gevalt
sad proof that even in portland, you will find the sort of pituitary jackoffs that i naively thought i was leaving behind in kansas:
man leaves his dog in the car, gets a ticket; and tries to defend his actions
dear god, it's like watching a train wreck, seeing the guy actually trying to form a coherent thought. i wish they'd taken the dog away from him and given it to someone with more than two working brain cells.
Q