how to tell if you are an incurable doctor who fan
you're suffering through absolutely the most hatefully miserable hot weather imaginable, reduced to spritzing yourself with a spray bottle in front of a desk fan in order to keep cool...and your first thought every time you do so is, 'moisturize me!!'
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EDIT: it's the same spray bottle i use for my cat. i caught her looking at me wide-eyed during one particular spritzing...she must think i've done something very, very naughty to have to spray myself so much.