SOMEONE CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS
so i got a new refrigerator in my apartment today - the housing inspector said my old one had blown a gasket. i prefer not to delve into the personal lives of my household appliances, so i had failed ot notice this, but whatever. they took out the old one, which has served me well for the past four years, and brought in a new (much bigger) shiny white one. which would be all fine and good except for one thing:
new!fridge makes creepy noises.
not normal refrigerator noises, mind you - there's a sort of low growling noise; like it's grinding its big sharp metal teeth, waiting for a hapless tasty human to wander by...which is immediately followed by a sort of long, high, melancholic whining call...like the fridge has somehow captured the wandering soul of a passing whale.
NEW!FRIDGE IS HAUNTED OMG SEND HALP
*hides from new!fridge*
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