This morning in a middle school cafeteria, I saw a girl who couldn't have been more than 13 wearing an entire brothel's worth of makeup and an indecently tight shirt emblazoned in glitter with the following:

"Forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest."

Immediately, of course, I thought of Josh.

Tonight, I shaved my legs for the first time in well over a year. Just a whim, I guess. Well, a several-day whim, actually, because a year's worth of fuzz takes a couple of attempts. Fortunately, I have sparser leg hair than most. I bet you're thrilled to know about that ( Read more... )