ohhhh man... copying from brooke...
Thank you, Brooke... this is so incredibly entertaining!
SantaClaus (10:54:49 AM): Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!
BEX929 (10:55:08 AM): wow, you're an impressive computer program
SantaClaus (10:55:10 AM): Everybody wants a computer gadget this year!
YES! I WANT TO JOIN THE NEW APTIMUS VALUE NETWORK, FREE!
BEX929 (10:55:24 AM): and your little elf there was getting very personal
SantaClaus (10:55:24 AM): Love them.
BEX929 (10:55:30 AM): how much?
SantaClaus (10:55:30 AM): Oh dear, how should I know?
BEX929 (10:55:34 AM): that's mean
SantaClaus (10:55:34 AM): Excuse me?
BEX929 (10:55:38 AM): you're an ass
SantaClaus (10:55:38 AM): That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
BEX929 (10:55:54 AM): first, i didn't ask a question... you're pretty dumb
SantaClaus (10:55:54 AM): That's why I am here on AOL!
BEX929 (10:56:09 AM): no, i think that's why you are so jolly... but probably why you are on aol
SantaClaus (10:56:09 AM): My goodness, should I really know about this?
BEX929 (10:56:19 AM): yeah, i think you should know you're dumb
SantaClaus (10:56:19 AM): Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.
BEX929 (10:56:38 AM): i suppose
SantaClaus (10:56:38 AM): Ah -- you've got me again
BEX929 (10:57:13 AM): except there is one problem
SantaClaus (10:57:13 AM): Can I ask YOU something?
BEX929 (10:57:20 AM): if you help me with my problem
SantaClaus (10:57:20 AM): You can always type menu to get a fresh start. The elves have left some help-notes there.
BEX929 (10:57:32 AM): i don't care about your fucking elves!
SantaClaus (10:57:33 AM): What about elves?
BEX929 (10:57:41 AM): they're all retarded
SantaClaus (10:57:41 AM): Well, I am trying to learn.
BEX929 (10:57:51 AM): you're not doing a very good job
SantaClaus (10:57:51 AM): I should be asking you the same thing. Ho Ho Ho!
BEX929 (10:57:59 AM): but i didn't ask a question!
SantaClaus (10:57:59 AM): That's why the elves and I are here!
BEX929 (10:58:11 AM): sometimes talking to you is like talking to a brick wall
SantaClaus (10:58:11 AM): Why did you say that?
BEX929 (10:58:15 AM): cuz it's true
SantaClaus (10:58:15 AM): Well, I won't argue with you on that.
BEX929 (10:58:20 AM): ok, good
SantaClaus (10:58:20 AM): Good.
SantaClaus (10:58:23 AM): Hello again little one! (When you are over 1600 years old, you only see children every where you look. )
BEX929 (10:58:45 AM): um, ok... pervert... i guess you're kinda like michael jackson, then?
SantaClaus (10:58:45 AM): OK then.
BEX929 (10:58:57 AM): so the north pole is the new never never land
SantaClaus (10:58:57 AM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
BEX929 (10:59:10 AM): ok, basically you are a pedophile?
SantaClaus (10:59:10 AM): You got it! That's great!
BEX929 (10:59:21 AM): oh ok, good to know
SantaClaus (10:59:21 AM): OK. Merry Christmas.
SantaClaus (11:03:36 AM): Kewl.
BEX929 (11:03:43 AM): ewwwww why do you spell like that????
SantaClaus (11:03:43 AM): Do you?
BEX929 (11:03:45 AM): NO
SantaClaus (11:03:45 AM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
BEX929 (11:03:56 AM): i'm scrooge because i don't type like an ass?
SantaClaus (11:03:56 AM): Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!
BEX929 (11:04:06 AM): wow, your elves are mean
SantaClaus (11:04:06 AM): Something you want to know about them?
BEX929 (11:04:14 AM): are they little fuckers?
SantaClaus (11:04:14 AM): Why did you say that?
BEX929 (11:04:21 AM): cuz they sound like it
SantaClaus (11:04:21 AM): Because, why?
BEX929 (11:04:27 AM): cuz they call you an ass
BEX929 (11:05:37 AM): ass-sphincter says what?
SantaClaus (11:05:37 AM): Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
BEX929 (11:05:43 AM): aw, damn... almost worked
SantaClaus (11:05:44 AM): My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
BEX929 (11:05:56 AM): but i like to curse
SantaClaus (11:05:56 AM): Wonderful!
and a lot of other little blurbs... this is TOO much fun.
SantaClaus (10:54:49 AM): Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!
BEX929 (10:55:08 AM): wow, you're an impressive computer program
SantaClaus (10:55:10 AM): Everybody wants a computer gadget this year!
YES! I WANT TO JOIN THE NEW APTIMUS VALUE NETWORK, FREE!
BEX929 (10:55:24 AM): and your little elf there was getting very personal
SantaClaus (10:55:24 AM): Love them.
BEX929 (10:55:30 AM): how much?
SantaClaus (10:55:30 AM): Oh dear, how should I know?
BEX929 (10:55:34 AM): that's mean
SantaClaus (10:55:34 AM): Excuse me?
BEX929 (10:55:38 AM): you're an ass
SantaClaus (10:55:38 AM): That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
BEX929 (10:55:54 AM): first, i didn't ask a question... you're pretty dumb
SantaClaus (10:55:54 AM): That's why I am here on AOL!
BEX929 (10:56:09 AM): no, i think that's why you are so jolly... but probably why you are on aol
SantaClaus (10:56:09 AM): My goodness, should I really know about this?
BEX929 (10:56:19 AM): yeah, i think you should know you're dumb
SantaClaus (10:56:19 AM): Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.
BEX929 (10:56:38 AM): i suppose
SantaClaus (10:56:38 AM): Ah -- you've got me again
BEX929 (10:57:13 AM): except there is one problem
SantaClaus (10:57:13 AM): Can I ask YOU something?
BEX929 (10:57:20 AM): if you help me with my problem
SantaClaus (10:57:20 AM): You can always type menu to get a fresh start. The elves have left some help-notes there.
BEX929 (10:57:32 AM): i don't care about your fucking elves!
SantaClaus (10:57:33 AM): What about elves?
BEX929 (10:57:41 AM): they're all retarded
SantaClaus (10:57:41 AM): Well, I am trying to learn.
BEX929 (10:57:51 AM): you're not doing a very good job
SantaClaus (10:57:51 AM): I should be asking you the same thing. Ho Ho Ho!
BEX929 (10:57:59 AM): but i didn't ask a question!
SantaClaus (10:57:59 AM): That's why the elves and I are here!
BEX929 (10:58:11 AM): sometimes talking to you is like talking to a brick wall
SantaClaus (10:58:11 AM): Why did you say that?
BEX929 (10:58:15 AM): cuz it's true
SantaClaus (10:58:15 AM): Well, I won't argue with you on that.
BEX929 (10:58:20 AM): ok, good
SantaClaus (10:58:20 AM): Good.
SantaClaus (10:58:23 AM): Hello again little one! (When you are over 1600 years old, you only see children every where you look. )
BEX929 (10:58:45 AM): um, ok... pervert... i guess you're kinda like michael jackson, then?
SantaClaus (10:58:45 AM): OK then.
BEX929 (10:58:57 AM): so the north pole is the new never never land
SantaClaus (10:58:57 AM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
BEX929 (10:59:10 AM): ok, basically you are a pedophile?
SantaClaus (10:59:10 AM): You got it! That's great!
BEX929 (10:59:21 AM): oh ok, good to know
SantaClaus (10:59:21 AM): OK. Merry Christmas.
SantaClaus (11:03:36 AM): Kewl.
BEX929 (11:03:43 AM): ewwwww why do you spell like that????
SantaClaus (11:03:43 AM): Do you?
BEX929 (11:03:45 AM): NO
SantaClaus (11:03:45 AM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
BEX929 (11:03:56 AM): i'm scrooge because i don't type like an ass?
SantaClaus (11:03:56 AM): Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!
BEX929 (11:04:06 AM): wow, your elves are mean
SantaClaus (11:04:06 AM): Something you want to know about them?
BEX929 (11:04:14 AM): are they little fuckers?
SantaClaus (11:04:14 AM): Why did you say that?
BEX929 (11:04:21 AM): cuz they sound like it
SantaClaus (11:04:21 AM): Because, why?
BEX929 (11:04:27 AM): cuz they call you an ass
BEX929 (11:05:37 AM): ass-sphincter says what?
SantaClaus (11:05:37 AM): Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
BEX929 (11:05:43 AM): aw, damn... almost worked
SantaClaus (11:05:44 AM): My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
BEX929 (11:05:56 AM): but i like to curse
SantaClaus (11:05:56 AM): Wonderful!
and a lot of other little blurbs... this is TOO much fun.