OOC: Crossposted from theatrical_muse, today.

Prompt 269: Write about a time you were outsmarted.

Do I have to?

Oh, all right. They say a little humility is good for the soul... not that I have a soul, technically, and I'm pretty sure I don't have any humility either, but I'll try to fake it.

( How I was outsmarted by a pathetic, inferior human being )