Comments | qaf_crackfic: Agoraphobic!Justin

xie_xie_xie in qaf_crackfic

Agoraphobic!Justin

Jun 29, 2007 21:48

So, I was on the phone today with happier_bunny and we were speculating on WTF happened to Molly Taylor after 202, when Jennifer sent her to her room while Justin was freaking out, never to be seen again.

"Maybe," I said, "she developed a terrible case of agoraphobia."

My innocent wife Bunny chattered on, but my own words triggered something in my mind, some ( Read more... )

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jillapet June 30 2007, 05:04:01 UTC

OMG I was trying to FORGET that fic....

Poor Molly. Maybe that should be the next drabble topic.

happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:10:15 UTC

NOOOOOOO

bwhahahha

xie_xie_xie June 30 2007, 05:11:05 UTC

I know, poor Molly, Jennifer sent her to her room for FOUR FUCKING YEARS.

happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:07:47 UTC

Yeah, I'm so innocent. snort.

I totally love you. I've actually read very little of this fic. Do I need to read more?

xie_xie_xie June 30 2007, 05:10:27 UTC

Oh yes, wife, you must read it. It's completely cracked.

The Come-Spewing xie_xie_xie June 30 2007, 05:09:25 UTC

I lean down for another deep kiss and we grind against each other for what seems like only minutes but in fact is more than an hour. He’s a fantastic kisser; I’m scared to ask him how I kiss, having had no experience. We’re both moaning and our kisses go from hot and wet to gentle and tender and back again. I’m embarrassed to say I cum three times just from this contact; thank the lord that I have the robe partially covering my cock between us ( ... )

Re: The Come-Spewing happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:11:57 UTC

JUSTIN'S COME IS SOOOOOOOOOO NOT SLIMY...

WHO KEEPS PAPERTOWELS IN THEIR BATHROOM.

OMG, make it stop!

Re: The Come-Spewing xie_xie_xie June 30 2007, 05:12:44 UTC

And Brian didn't come cum because he's "more experienced."

Re: The Come-Spewing happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:17:13 UTC

RIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT.

I'm going to have to go read it because I need to know what Justin's doing in Brian's place in his bathrobe. roflmao

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not_yet_defined June 30 2007, 05:23:53 UTC

some nights...i really hate myself for checking on here one last time before i haul my ass to bed. but mostly i just hate all of you for posting this insane shit and making me want to read it.

happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:39:59 UTC

bwahahhahahahaha

happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:32:10 UTC

I go into the bedroom, kicking clutter and dirty clothes out of my path on my way. And I get dressed. I mean, like, in jeans and a tee shirt- not my usual sweats. I haven’t worn these jeans for years- they’re a little tight now- such is the sedentary lifestyle. Oh well. I steel myself and look at the front door from my bedroom entranceway
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OMFG, the author made Justin fat.

not_yet_defined June 30 2007, 05:40:30 UTC

but even fat brian still wants him...that's beautiful.

happier_bunny June 30 2007, 05:45:25 UTC

and justin has wine...IN A BOX...be still my heart...BRIAN will never leave now. bwhahahhaha

not_yet_defined June 30 2007, 05:53:39 UTC

omg....brian's hard cock gave him an asthma attack.

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