Agoraphobic!Justin

[xie_xie_xie]

So, I was on the phone today with happier_bunny and we were speculating on WTF happened to Molly Taylor after 202, when Jennifer sent her to her room while Justin was freaking out, never to be seen again.

"Maybe," I said, "she developed a terrible case of agoraphobia."

My innocent wife Bunny chattered on, but my own words triggered something in my mind, some

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[happier_bunny]

I go into the bedroom, kicking clutter and dirty clothes out of my path on my way. And I get dressed. I mean, like, in jeans and a tee shirt- not my usual sweats. I haven’t worn these jeans for years- they’re a little tight now- such is the sedentary lifestyle. Oh well. I steel myself and look at the front door from my bedroom entranceway
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OMFG, the author made Justin fat.

[not_yet_defined]

but even fat brian still wants him...that's beautiful.

[happier_bunny]

and justin has wine...IN A BOX...be still my heart...BRIAN will never leave now. bwhahahhaha

[not_yet_defined]

omg....brian's hard cock gave him an asthma attack.

[xie_xie_xie]

Yeah, agoraphobic!asthmatic!fat!wine-in-a-box!cums-from-kissing!Justin is SO HOT.

[happier_bunny]

well, he CAN cook, so you know, he's basically Brian's dream boy.

[happier_bunny]

I KNOW poor pasty skinned, cum covered, asthma striken, piggy Justin

[not_yet_defined]

you forgot swooning...poorpastyskinned, cum covered, astmatic, piggy, swooning justin.

[xie_xie_xie]

Best. Fic. Ever.

After mermaid!serialkiller!Brian, I mean.

And of course, Assbaby!Jesus.

[youbetterwiseup]

such is the sedentary lifestyle. Oh well.

But this is so true *sympathizes*

The author of this piece of fiction must be a very wise person, I would love to meet him/her.

Maybe in a bathrob. A stinky one.