I'm not a victim of abuse, just my own klutziness

[qaddafi]

I am clarifying for anyone who sees the massive bruise on the side of my face. I was not hit or thrown around or anything like that. I managed to whack my head against the wall. Yes, I am that talented. Thank you.

Also: I'm taking bets for how many of my students are going to fail in three weeks.

Poll How Many of Qaddafi's Students are Going to Fail?

Comments

[mad_and_crazy]

I think all your students will be doomed to fail miserably, and then will have their broken bodies cast upon the burning shores of the flaming lava pits of Erdos.

But that's just because I wrote a horrible stats final yesterday that I did okay on, but am now retro-panicking about. Le sigh.

[qaddafi]

Well, not all of them. I have a few who actually study. The rest were told that the final will be multiple choice, little realizing that multiple choice is much harder, and won't study for it.

Hope your stat final went well.

[sylvercheetah]

I appreciate you're trying to clear me of any suspicions - but it's okay. You can tell people I hit you, and if you didn't mouth off so da...#$@%d much then maybe I'd be able to control my temper!

But seriously, I love you.
Will you take me back?

(Is it wrong that the above amuses me so thoroughly?)

[qaddafi]

If you ever hit me, I'd hit you right back. So we're good. I will always take you back.

(Yeah, it amused me too :)

[sylvercheetah]

What do you mean "IF [I] ever hit [you]?" I think you HAVE hit me back. Granted it's been about a decade since we even got close to wailing on each other. :)

You know what they say - you hurt those you love the most ... so go and beat up a member of your family to show them how much you care!