I'm not a victim of abuse, just my own klutziness

[qaddafi]

I am clarifying for anyone who sees the massive bruise on the side of my face. I was not hit or thrown around or anything like that. I managed to whack my head against the wall. Yes, I am that talented. Thank you.

Also: I'm taking bets for how many of my students are going to fail in three weeks.

Poll How Many of Qaddafi's Students are Going to Fail?