Dear Feliciano

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: Dear Feliciano
Originally posted: 3/12/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: N. Italy, a variety of others.
Premise: Meanwhile, at a rival newspaper, Feliciano has his own advice column.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 0/10
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Comments

[twistedsheets10]

:D

Oh, England. If you only know what those two probably talk about when they're together.

Feliciano is very wise, si?

And the last letter was priceless.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Somebody on the kink meme has already been like "Pshh, the Romano bit was better," and while I'm inclined to agree (sequels are never as good as the original, eh?) I think it's a bit rude for them to just SAY so. XD

SO DO I GET PICTURES OF PLUSHIE!AUSTRIA NOW?! I was totally thinking of you when I threw in the England/Japan angle! You said there would be plushiiiies! *hops*

[twistedsheets10]

Japan/England/America. XD

Jesus, I can imagine what will happen if America does what Feliciano's advising him. England would be: O_o

Hm. I like Romano's tone better than Feliciano, myself (because I think Romano got the funnier bits), but Feliciano's all right; it kinda ties it all together. XD

Yeees! You will get them tomorrow around this time (because my computer went "I have a virus!" and my camera was like "No more batteries!" and work said "I WILL SCREW YOUR ASS--WITHOUT LUBE" and I can't upload >_<).

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Hahahaha. "Hey England! Do you like me?" "Excuse me?" "You know! Do you LIKE me!" "...Excuse me?" "See, 'cause I wrote in to this advice column about you--" "You did WHAT?" "--And he said that I should just ask you--" "Oh, bloody hell..." "So, DO you?" "NO! I'm busy! Don't follow advice out of the paper! Don't you have better things to be doing?" "*blink blink* ...You doooo, don't youuu~~" "*facepalm*"

So do I. Although I think Russia's letter was probably my favorite bit to write in either part.

I am sorry you were penetrated by work in an unwelcome way, but YAY PLUSHIES! *spins off*

[bubblegumgeisha]

Loved this! Feliciano is quite wise. Ahh America, you make me smile.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Glad you enjoyed it! =D

[ryoku_chan]

Oh Russia~ The army would do the trick for you lost Baltic of choice, but it isn't highly recommended. Dear Feliciano thinks ITS A BAD IDEA.

And Prussia!! Yes for AWESOME! The tower of masculinity does have quite a problem there! Not sure if he's going to like that answer though!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Writing Prussia's letter = fun.

Imagining Prussia's reaction to Italy's response = funner.

[ryoku_chan]

THIS

Prussia is Love~

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Prussia can come hang out with us and Romano, yes?

[wizzard890]

Why don't I have a Feliciano to come to with my problems? I'd probably end up getting more sleep.

These were freaking hilarious, but the funny was more in the juxtaposition of batshit crazy problems with viable advice. XD It killed me.

Also, OMFG PUNS! Oh, Lovesickle. And Hedonic Teutonic made me spit tea across my desk. So, you know, there's that.

♥

[pyrrhiccomedy]

You are my pun soul mate. ♥

[rotifora]

Quadruple Jointed *laughs*...someones in denial
Hedonic Teutonic *snort*...tower of masculinity XD
Lovesickle *chuckles*...oh gosh the mental images
Union Jacked * ROFL*...then says BURN ghetto style after reading it haha XD

Feliciano is so wise compared to these wackos.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Glad you liked it! The two Italys are on my list with America and Russia for characters who are Just More Fun if you give them credit for having a lot more going on under the surface than they're usually imagined to have.

[rotifora]

True, true...I mean the two Italys gave us artistic reformation and orgganized crime, even though they are portrayed as being dumb, weak and useless. Don't judge a book by its cover, as the saying goes.
Though Russia and America are on a whole other league that I'll leave for you to explore :D