Dear Feliciano

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Title: Dear Feliciano
Originally posted: 3/12/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: N. Italy, a variety of others.
Premise: Meanwhile, at a rival newspaper, Feliciano has his own advice column.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 0/10
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[twistedsheets10]

:D

Oh, England. If you only know what those two probably talk about when they're together.

Feliciano is very wise, si?

And the last letter was priceless.

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Somebody on the kink meme has already been like "Pshh, the Romano bit was better," and while I'm inclined to agree (sequels are never as good as the original, eh?) I think it's a bit rude for them to just SAY so. XD

SO DO I GET PICTURES OF PLUSHIE!AUSTRIA NOW?! I was totally thinking of you when I threw in the England/Japan angle! You said there would be plushiiiies! *hops*

[twistedsheets10]

Japan/England/America. XD

Jesus, I can imagine what will happen if America does what Feliciano's advising him. England would be: O_o

Hm. I like Romano's tone better than Feliciano, myself (because I think Romano got the funnier bits), but Feliciano's all right; it kinda ties it all together. XD

Yeees! You will get them tomorrow around this time (because my computer went "I have a virus!" and my camera was like "No more batteries!" and work said "I WILL SCREW YOUR ASS--WITHOUT LUBE" and I can't upload >_<).

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Hahahaha. "Hey England! Do you like me?" "Excuse me?" "You know! Do you LIKE me!" "...Excuse me?" "See, 'cause I wrote in to this advice column about you--" "You did WHAT?" "--And he said that I should just ask you--" "Oh, bloody hell..." "So, DO you?" "NO! I'm busy! Don't follow advice out of the paper! Don't you have better things to be doing?" "*blink blink* ...You doooo, don't youuu~~" "*facepalm*"

So do I. Although I think Russia's letter was probably my favorite bit to write in either part.

I am sorry you were penetrated by work in an unwelcome way, but YAY PLUSHIES! *spins off*

[twistedsheets10]

XD Poor England. America's not gonna let up until he says yes (or sexy tiems ensues).

Russia made me go O_o. Why Russia? WHY? And why is his butterfly net American made? ;)

Ahahaha. I find it slightly O_o that the file I was working on was an academic study on vibrators.

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Come on, the mental image of Russia chasing after Liet with a butterfly net doesn't do it for you? I want to fanart that shit.

...What do you do for a living, again? XD

[twistedsheets10]

...DO IT. XD (and yes it does.)

...I'm a copyeditor for academic journals...that sometimes includes studies on sex. :/

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After Prussia, and Hungary...and wizzard890 blindsided me with the mental image of Russia in a KGB uniform pinning America to a wall...I have too many things I want to draw. ._.

Ohhhhh. Yeah, I know how that is, I'm a transcriptionist. I think the best week of work I ever had was transcribing a series of interviews about the transvestite night life in New York...but it was really hard to talk to my family about what I was doing at work.

[twistedsheets10]

DRAW IT. :) The KGB uniform, jesus (although I liked the Russian pilot jacket, too). I want to draw stuff too, but I have no talents. So I bullybribe others to do that. :)

{there's a prompt for Russia/America spies in the kink meme, if I remember correctly)

I think we had a file on the procedure regarding that, but I wasn't the one who edited it.

[karorumetallium]

... I bet the America/England bit would play EXACTLY like that XDDD