The "Make Me Suffer" Meme
The Make Me Suffer Meme
No matter how talented we are, we've all got things we're miserable at. And usually we don't write/draw these things, because we're miserable at them, but delusions of competence are for losers, right? Here's your chance to ask me for something I'd never produce if I had any sense at all.
1) Request something I'm terrible at and usually avoid at all costs! You may get a doodle, a drabble, a whole fic, or a sixteen part saga full of sturm und drang: how MUCH I suffer is up to me.
2) Fair's fair--post this same offer on your journal, and get ready to gnash your teeth and rend your garments! Make sure to include a list of things you're terrible at (perhaps you've hidden your fail well!), AND (this is important!) a list of things you REALLY don't want to write. Making me suffer is one thing--making me rage is something else.
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Things I am bad at: Porn. Porn above all things. Happyderpy US/UK, the Asians (ALL OF THEM, SOB), AUs of any description, FAMILY MEMBERS KISSING, anything with Spain in (I DON'T GET HIM). Pairings: Spain/Romano, Poland/Lithuania, and the Bad Friends Trio. If you can think of something else I'd probably fail forever at, feel free to request that too! This meme is FOR sadism.
Things I "no, really" won't write: Noncon, dubcon, and psycho!Russia. Anything else is probably fair game.
Edit: I totally don't promise that I'll do ALL of these. I'll do as many as are fun in no particular order, which'll probably be in the 5-10 range.
No matter how talented we are, we've all got things we're miserable at. And usually we don't write/draw these things, because we're miserable at them, but delusions of competence are for losers, right? Here's your chance to ask me for something I'd never produce if I had any sense at all.
1) Request something I'm terrible at and usually avoid at all costs! You may get a doodle, a drabble, a whole fic, or a sixteen part saga full of sturm und drang: how MUCH I suffer is up to me.
2) Fair's fair--post this same offer on your journal, and get ready to gnash your teeth and rend your garments! Make sure to include a list of things you're terrible at (perhaps you've hidden your fail well!), AND (this is important!) a list of things you REALLY don't want to write. Making me suffer is one thing--making me rage is something else.
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Things I am bad at: Porn. Porn above all things. Happyderpy US/UK, the Asians (ALL OF THEM, SOB), AUs of any description, FAMILY MEMBERS KISSING, anything with Spain in (I DON'T GET HIM). Pairings: Spain/Romano, Poland/Lithuania, and the Bad Friends Trio. If you can think of something else I'd probably fail forever at, feel free to request that too! This meme is FOR sadism.
Things I "no, really" won't write: Noncon, dubcon, and psycho!Russia. Anything else is probably fair game.
Edit: I totally don't promise that I'll do ALL of these. I'll do as many as are fun in no particular order, which'll probably be in the 5-10 range.