I'm pretty much not on LJ anymore, so feel free to ignore this post. It's like LJ is just here to be the dumping ground for the fuckton of vitriol I need to spew every once in a while. Archaeologists in the future will be digging up our ancient civilization and they'll come across my vitriol and be like, whoa, that is an entire metric ton of hate ( Read more... )

I blame my English teachers. They told me to dig deeper; dig until I find the sauerkraut in the chocolate cake. See, now I can’t read anything without my mind automatically searching for the nasty secret ingredients. I can’t even read trashy manga without putting it under the fine microscope of armchair psychology. (Freud would be proud, but I ( Read more... )

This is that one ship manifesto that I wrote last summer but never posted because I went all POAIDSJFSL;KDN;. I guess I'll share it now because it's Valentine's Day and... yeah. Ahem. Anyway, you should board this ship with me because I'm awesome and my ships are awesome and you want to follow me and be my minions we get to wear pirate cosplay.
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