there should be a theme park based on this

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Just some more thought trains that cruised off the tracks and are now hiding in the wild. They learned how to hunt from wolves, and explorers sometimes say they can see glimpses of these trains in the dense forests. They've developed anthropomorphic faces like Thomas the Tank Engine, only they're really shy and skittish and live off of bananas

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[gatsbie]

Your boobs are hurting you? o_o I am imagining a pair or breasts armed with a knife now, beating the shit out of women when they least expect it.

Also, I think you just insulted Bigfoot. D: WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU

I've always considered myself an atheist but for the past few days I've been wearing a cross around my neck as kind of a...talisman, or something. J-bro, sorry if that offends you, but the symbol of your death serves to remind me how beautiful life is.

I hope I can still get in heaven, because I think I would look sexy in them white robe things.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

I suppose it could have been phrased in a better way, like "the weight of the bags of womanly lard strapped to my chest hurts my back". But I like the knife image! :D

Bigfoot is my ex.

J-bro is totally cool. I think he might just be a hippie.

I wonder if the robe things are anything like Britannia Angel's toga. That would be hot.

[gatsbie]

I can't even imagine having a beard without cringing. I can hardly stand it when there's stubble on my legs, even. ;A; So scratchy and annoying!

He's totally a hippie. I bet he fist-bumps people a ton, too. BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A BRO.

My idea of heaven is a bunch of smexy people dressed like Brittania angel, just chillin with harps and whatever. :B Fufufu~

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Stubble annoys me, and yet I can't help patting it and giggling at the prickly feeling. That's like the only thing I enjoy about haircuts - the ends get all prickly! I can't stop playing with my hair for days!!

I can imagine him coming down on a rainbow, and then someone's like, "J-bro's in the house!" and Jesus is like, "Bro fists. Bro fists, everyone."

As for heaven, can we make those electric harps?

[gatsbie]

I bet his bro-fists would be amazing. They would like, heal cancer and stuff. :,D

I suppose electric harps are okay. After all, I'm totally bringing my guitar with me to the afterlife. I think J-bro would be cool with that though, hippies love guitars.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

They would cure everything, from the common cold to missing limbs *_*

You think maybe heaven is just like one big jam band?

[gatsbie]

Sounds like heaven to me. xD