*sob*
*sob*
*wail*
Why...Why do such things exist?! I'm talking about
this. It's the craziest cookbook I've ever seen. OH GAWD MAH BRAINS HURT.
Pfft. I can't stop laughing.
I also can't stop listening to this song:
![](http://www.imeem.com/embedsearch/E6E6E6/)
Love Me Tender (Morikawa Toshiyuki - Conrad WTF CONRAD. STOP BEING SEXY. Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you to get back? Back, I say! Gwendal is my favoritest character and HOMG you can't steal his spot! No! Get back, Sir Weller! (I give it another month at the most...before Conrad usurps Gwendal's throne. Damn it. I'm such a sucker for guys with mad sword skillz.)