Had to go canoeing with scary man who stalks us (even when eating) and his scarier son. Son has very disturbing laugh like a seal. Went around to Whitefish Lake with them and saw a bloody massive fucking snapping turtle that tried to sneak up and eat my feet when I couldn’t see it ( Read more... )

Today we were visited by an entire family of raccoons! The 2 little ones crept slowly up the trail towards where I was sitting and they came very near me. I was tempted to pet them, yet scared like them at the same time. One actually stopped to pose for me but my camera was “processing” and it got scared. Little coon coons ran away from me for ( Read more... )

Mimsy (my mom, also referred to as Mim), came up today while the rest of us were already freezing our asses off due to rain and the actual temperature of 5 fucking degrees! We went to town before she got here to buy bread and milk and there were little old ladies in town “drag-racing” on their scooters ( Read more... )

My dad decided we needed to get some exercise and considering it was so windy that people’s tarps were coming off, canoeing was out - again! We took off down some random bike trail/road/old railroad because my dad wanted to find the place a guy named Drago had told him he fished at ( Read more... )

Went into town to get some gas and buy a new can opener since my dad broke ours last night. Found a Wal-mart in Huntsville and ended up buying new shoes because my old ones smell and my other new ones hurt ( Read more... )

At least we had the heater last night, but I still froze. It was too windy to go canoeing and too cloudy to go swimming, so we stayed on the site and I read HP. Then, at night, while the outside light was on, may I add, the huge ass fucking raccoon came back ( Read more... )

Woke up frozen, but thawed by breakfast and we took the canoe out for a spin. 3 hours we were out on the lake and it got so cloudy that when we took a dip at an island, it was warmer in the water than out ( Read more... )