May 07, 2007 10:47
"why is the body so slimy?"
-Fallon
Don't think about nudging me, I have something to say .. and time to say it in. Firstly:
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY FELICIA
Her birthday was on Friday and I got distracted by my mom's coming home so I forgot about it (although I was telling everyone at work about it throughout the day). Yes, so my mom came home on Friday and brought back 4 bracelettes each for my sister and I, and I got a 25 cent barbados coin and a stamp, while my sister got a toe ring with skulls on it. It's better than a rock.
Now for my Lakeshore adventures last wednesday.
I woke up at 9 am for some absurd reason, then decided I needed to take my last photoshoot pictures so I took the 9:30 bus to the GO station and walked downtown. Except, I didn't just follow Trafalgar like a normal person, I took a detour, hoping I'd get there faster. So I went down trafalgar, then went down some street towards the curling club, then went down some alleyway beside the curling club. At this point I saw the hospital so I was like alright, I can just go down that way and I'll hit the lake! Didn't happen.
I lost Lake Ontario. I ended up hitting some dead end 10 minuts later in the middle of nowhere, so I took a right and found lakeshore (finally!). Now my only problem was that I wasn't anywhere near downtown and I didn't know which wy would take me there (my sense of direction? Awesome!) so I started going one way and I was getting further and further into random homes so I turned around and headed the other way. AND I FOUND DOWNTOWN! It was a miracle!
From there I realized I could find the lake so I trudged down some random road and voila! Took some pictures, turned to leave and there was this like beaver/groundhog thingy watching me from some guy's lawn. So I chased it with my camera, and ended up nearly stuck in this little cove thingy. After untangling myself from the random driftwood, I headed back and some old guy was watching me! It's like I was crazy or something for being down by the lake.
He took a while to leave, but when he did, he vanished. So I decided I needed to go down the lake a-ways to find my lighthouse and I ended up down this really random trail that stretched on for miles and came up in some random houses. With squirrels that pose. And there was a Canadian goose that started chasing me, it was really weird down there. I took some pictures and then, just for car, I took a picture of the water.
She has this theory that my children are going to have 3 arms from me swimming in this lake, because it's brown and has a bunch of shit in it, which I saw on the harbour side of the lighthouse pier. But, if you swam on the other side of the pier the water was more of a greenish blue, so I'd be alright. I got back downtown fine, but I was starving and had a craving for pizza, so I tried to find my damn TDcanadatrust bank to get money. How is it that within a block radius, there was 7 RBC banks, 2 scotiabanks but no TD banks? My bank was like nearly out of town, and this lady took forever at the machine doing god knows what.
I finally got my money, but then I couldn't find a pizza place dammet! Can you tell I don't go down there often? So I walked back to the GO and bought a drumstick while I was waiting for the bus, and got off at some random plaza to buy my pizza. But I was so impatient by then, I said screw waiting another half hour for my bus, I'll walk home! Through some random trail that I nearly got stuck in cause I was chasing fish. I know I'm weird. Got home at 1, and I talk to car, who decides I haven't 3alked enoguh in one day, I need to go the opposite way to the school to pick up my grade 10 yearbook.
Someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with this school. We get grade 9 in grade 10, grade 11 in grade 12, grade 10 a year after we graduate .. when the hell are we getting grade 12?! That's really the only one I care about. So I'm walking and texting car while these random old people are talking to me and scaring me, and I finally get to school. I'm awesome so I just rushed in, got the yearbook and left, but then my sister was suppose to get out in like 10 minutes so I waited on some random bench in the park behind whatever school that is on munns. It took her 15 fucking minutes to take a 5 minute walk. Fail.
//that's the story
lakeshore,
felicia,
evil animals