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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson
Uncyclopedia on Andrew Jackson: "Just as his life was going great, he was, ironically, killed by a dodgeball injury in 1845. His final words were said to be "I can't believe I'm gonna miss the Civil War!" Andrew Jackson was definitely the greatest dodgeball-player-turned-general-turned-president who ever lived."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson
Uncyclopedia on Andrew Jackson: "Just as his life was going great, he was, ironically, killed by a dodgeball injury in 1845. His final words were said to be "I can't believe I'm gonna miss the Civil War!" Andrew Jackson was definitely the greatest dodgeball-player-turned-general-turned-president who ever lived."