Quotes from a really funny book I have just read:
from He's just not that into you:
About a girl complaing that her boyfriend doesn't want to have sex that often and asking if it was normal.
Response: "Dear LEt's Get Physical, If I'm really into somebody, I want to put it in them. And then take it out. And then put it back in them later on. (this equal:he's just not that into YOU!)
About a girl's boyfriend that is saying he isn't attracted to her anymore because she gained twenty pounds and that's why he slept with her friend.
Response: Dear Twenty Pounds, I definitely think you should lose 175 pounds--in the form of you loser boyfriend-not the twenty that you're talking about. He just cheated on you AND called you fat.
My absolute favorite is what they call "Our super-good Really Helpful Workbook. At the end of each chapter they have a workbook page to help reinforce what you just read. For the chapter entitled: He's just not that into you if he's not have sex with you" There is a page with an white flag and the directions are as follows:
Get a bright red crayon. Color in this flag. You've just made a big red flag.
Good, because that's what a man not wanting to have sex with you is. Now put down the crayon and go get yourself some good loving.
He's just not that into you is a fab book everyone needs to read!!!
About a girl complaing that her boyfriend doesn't want to have sex that often and asking if it was normal.
Response: "Dear LEt's Get Physical, If I'm really into somebody, I want to put it in them. And then take it out. And then put it back in them later on. (this equal:he's just not that into YOU!)
About a girl's boyfriend that is saying he isn't attracted to her anymore because she gained twenty pounds and that's why he slept with her friend.
Response: Dear Twenty Pounds, I definitely think you should lose 175 pounds--in the form of you loser boyfriend-not the twenty that you're talking about. He just cheated on you AND called you fat.
My absolute favorite is what they call "Our super-good Really Helpful Workbook. At the end of each chapter they have a workbook page to help reinforce what you just read. For the chapter entitled: He's just not that into you if he's not have sex with you" There is a page with an white flag and the directions are as follows:
Get a bright red crayon. Color in this flag. You've just made a big red flag.
Good, because that's what a man not wanting to have sex with you is. Now put down the crayon and go get yourself some good loving.
He's just not that into you is a fab book everyone needs to read!!!