A PRESENTATION OF SORTS!
((ooc: Consider this a fandom post if you wish it to be, I don't really care. EDO WAS INSPIRED BY DA. Anyhoo, this is some quality entertainment. :| I'm still accepting offers for whoreS distractions. Also WARNING: IMAGE HEAVY lulz ))
ATTENTION EVERYONE(Mostly Katara :D)
Yeah...tha'ts right. I fucking used a big font on you.
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION FOR A VERY IMPORTANT PRESENTATION.
ZUKO PRESENTS:
A VERY IMPORTANT PRESENTATION. SUBJECT: T & A
IN WHICH I DEMONSTRATE THE POWER T & A HAS ON THE HUMAN MIND. MAINLY MY OWN.... THANKS TO FUCKING FANART ARTISTS!
FIRST UP:
^THIS IS OF KATARA. (I KNOW, I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT AT FIRST EITHER)
LET'S ALL TAKE A LOOK AT THE VERY SHAPELY ASS THE ARTIST GAVE HER. AND ALSO NOT TO BE FORGETTING THE HUGE FREELY HANGING TITS. YOU'D THINK THEY'D KNOW WHAT A CHESTWRAP IS.
Now, if I had never actually SEEN Katara before and was judging by this picture, I'd think she was quite a piece of work. I'm not denying she's pretty, but her boobs are FAR from ginormous and I'd laugh at anyone who'd refer to her ass as being "shapely". However, there's no denying that if KAtara really did look like this I'd nail her in a fucking instant. Because holy shit....Wow.
Anyhow...
NEXT:
AGAIN, MORE FALSE ADVERTISING FROM ARTISTS.
Her tits aren't nearly that perky either. :|
NEXT:
OKAY NOW THIS IS JUST FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
GOD DAMN IT.
NEXT:
I like tits as much as the next heterosexual male....but damn.
NO.
NOOOO.
NEXT:
....
FUCK THIS NOISE.
NEW GIRL! NEW GIRL!
NEXT:
Okay, her tits and ass aren't huge but.....shit. I wish all girls could bend like that.
NEXT:
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LalalalalalaIIiiii'mgonnanailmysisteeeer......
NEXT:
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Ahem.....As you can clearly see, Mai's a sweet piece of ass. Of course, I don't need fanart to show me she's hot. I know she is. She's my boo. ♥
NEXT:
VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WHO ARE MAJOR T & A AND I'D SO LIKE TO TAP-
Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mana
((ooc: I'm well aware MAna's a dude. XD....He doesn't know that though. ;3 ))
BoA
Nami Amuro
and Shakira
IN CONCLUSION
T & A CLEARLY HAS A STRONG EFFECT ON HOW A GUY'S MIND WORKS. Especially mine
THE END.
ATTENTION EVERYONE(Mostly Katara :D)
Yeah...tha'ts right. I fucking used a big font on you.
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION FOR A VERY IMPORTANT PRESENTATION.
ZUKO PRESENTS:
A VERY IMPORTANT PRESENTATION. SUBJECT: T & A
IN WHICH I DEMONSTRATE THE POWER T & A HAS ON THE HUMAN MIND. MAINLY MY OWN.... THANKS TO FUCKING FANART ARTISTS!
FIRST UP:
^THIS IS OF KATARA. (I KNOW, I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT AT FIRST EITHER)
LET'S ALL TAKE A LOOK AT THE VERY SHAPELY ASS THE ARTIST GAVE HER. AND ALSO NOT TO BE FORGETTING THE HUGE FREELY HANGING TITS. YOU'D THINK THEY'D KNOW WHAT A CHESTWRAP IS.
Now, if I had never actually SEEN Katara before and was judging by this picture, I'd think she was quite a piece of work. I'm not denying she's pretty, but her boobs are FAR from ginormous and I'd laugh at anyone who'd refer to her ass as being "shapely". However, there's no denying that if KAtara really did look like this I'd nail her in a fucking instant. Because holy shit....Wow.
Anyhow...
NEXT:
AGAIN, MORE FALSE ADVERTISING FROM ARTISTS.
Her tits aren't nearly that perky either. :|
NEXT:
OKAY NOW THIS IS JUST FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
GOD DAMN IT.
NEXT:
I like tits as much as the next heterosexual male....but damn.
NO.
NOOOO.
NEXT:
....
FUCK THIS NOISE.
NEW GIRL! NEW GIRL!
NEXT:
Okay, her tits and ass aren't huge but.....shit. I wish all girls could bend like that.
NEXT:
lfdjdsfkskdfjdslfjdslfkjsfldfjfjlsl;
LalalalalalaIIiiii'mgonnanailmysisteeeer......
NEXT:
skldjskjdslkdjslkdsj
Ahem.....As you can clearly see, Mai's a sweet piece of ass. Of course, I don't need fanart to show me she's hot. I know she is. She's my boo. ♥
NEXT:
VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WHO ARE MAJOR T & A AND I'D SO LIKE TO TAP-
Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mana
((ooc: I'm well aware MAna's a dude. XD....He doesn't know that though. ;3 ))
BoA
Nami Amuro
and Shakira
IN CONCLUSION
T & A CLEARLY HAS A STRONG EFFECT ON HOW A GUY'S MIND WORKS. Especially mine
THE END.