He says you'll come to no harm on the animal farm in the country
I am applying to sub teach in Maryland! Or rather, I'm waiting for the application to arrive via snail mail... In theory, I can have my résumé up and running by the time it arrives. As I said, in theory.
Man, it'd be great to come back to yuppie suburban MD where I don't have to worry about squatters named Alfonso taking my car from my driveway, stealing my blue fuzzy dice from it, smoking crack in it, and driving it to Florida. I'd like to sub at QO, especially if my old teachers take pity on me and give me their classes and make me less broke.
If you like Electric Six's "Gay Bar" or Blur's "Country House," you should see this audio-video remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkZmJxMBWdQ