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I downloaded a teach yourself Japanese book, and upon doing so I discovered some of the most disturbing illustrations the world has ever seen. They provided me with hours of amusement. So I present to you the best of the illustrations.
There are so many things wrong with this image.
-First of all, there's a pig wear a karate outfit. If that wasn't bad enough, it's HOLDING A KNIFE.
-A man appears to be giving the pig a giant radish as a peace offering. I don't blame him, the pig looks incredibly angry.
-There's a nurse injecting the building. She appears to be missing a chunk of her side. AND WHY IS SHE SO TALL SHE REACHES OVER THE BUILDING?!
-I think that creepy elf coming out of the bakery wielding a chainsaw removed that chunk for her.
-There's a slab of meat on the roof.
-A drunk is hanging out the window. He's either wearing blush or has a giant mole.
-Come to think of it, most of the people have blush, giant moles, or a spare set of lips on their cheeks. Even the dog.
-The guy wearing the SARS mask looks like he just robbed a store.
-All the people have such luscious lips, confirming my worst fear that they all had Botox injections.
-A small child is trying to grab her mother in inappropriate places. The mother just looks malicious. Not only that, but SHE STARES RIGHT AT YOU.
-What is she holding, anyway?
-...maybe I don't want to know.
-A man is holding a giant fish like a machine gun. The fish looks pleased.
-The guy reading has some freaky arms going on. Arms shouldn't be able to curve like that...
Okay, I'm done. *curls up in a ball and whimpers*
There are so many things wrong with this image.
-First of all, there's a pig wear a karate outfit. If that wasn't bad enough, it's HOLDING A KNIFE.
-A man appears to be giving the pig a giant radish as a peace offering. I don't blame him, the pig looks incredibly angry.
-There's a nurse injecting the building. She appears to be missing a chunk of her side. AND WHY IS SHE SO TALL SHE REACHES OVER THE BUILDING?!
-I think that creepy elf coming out of the bakery wielding a chainsaw removed that chunk for her.
-There's a slab of meat on the roof.
-A drunk is hanging out the window. He's either wearing blush or has a giant mole.
-Come to think of it, most of the people have blush, giant moles, or a spare set of lips on their cheeks. Even the dog.
-The guy wearing the SARS mask looks like he just robbed a store.
-All the people have such luscious lips, confirming my worst fear that they all had Botox injections.
-A small child is trying to grab her mother in inappropriate places. The mother just looks malicious. Not only that, but SHE STARES RIGHT AT YOU.
-What is she holding, anyway?
-...maybe I don't want to know.
-A man is holding a giant fish like a machine gun. The fish looks pleased.
-The guy reading has some freaky arms going on. Arms shouldn't be able to curve like that...
Okay, I'm done. *curls up in a ball and whimpers*