vicodin oom the second
(( Ikki and Kururu text messaging. Give a Crow vicodin and a phone, and it might have interesting results. ))
Ikki: hi
Ikki: shit
Ikki: is this teh rihgt prson
Kururu: Ikki!
Ikki: HI
Kururu: i don't know who you are looking for but this is Kururu!
Kururu: <3
Ikki: od'n tknow what taht is you typed but okay yes!
Kururu: are you okay your spelling is bad.
Kururu: YOU DIDN'T HURT YOURSELF BECAUSE OF SORA-NII DID YOU.
Ikki: I RN INTO A WALL IASFN'T IT AAESOME
Kururu: YOU SHOULD NOT RUN INTO WALLS, Ikki
Ikki: it was aksing for it
Kururu: you need to be in good shape or else ine-sensei will never release you from the hospital!
Ikki: wy aare tehese keys so tiny THAT'S NOT COOL AND I WIL MAEK HER
Kururu: you can't do that to ine-sensei, she has special techniques to make you obey.
Ikki: what
Kururu: they're called pressure points!
Ikki: what
Kururu: she'll hit you in yourr elbow and you'll turn into jelly!
Ikki: ...
Ikki: do we need to maek u show us on the doll wehere seh touched u
Kururu: what?
Kururu: i don't understand that.
Kururu: ........ JUST BECAUSE SHE'S SCARY THAT DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS A PERVERT, Ikki.
Ikki: YAH RITE
Kururu: i mean she's very helpful and everything, so she's not as bad as you think she is.
Ikki: it's hidin
Ikki: in
Ikki: the shadows
Kururu: ... what is hiding in the shadows.
Ikki: bad things
Kururu: oh my god. you're hallucinating aren't you.
Ikki: NO
Kururu: you hit your head and now your sensory perception's all broken!
Ikki: i'm stil talking about ine!
Ikki: not me!
Kururu: i need to call ine-sensei, what if it's permanent! D:
Ikki: no!
Ikki: ...did hit my hed, thou
Ikki: IT WAS FUN
Kururu: you shouldn't hurt yourself for fun.
Ikki: it wwsn't on purpose
Kururu: but you just said it was fun! how can you say that and not have planned it!
Ikki: i wasn't srs!
Kururu: should i bring you some soup.
Ikki: ....wha tkind
Kururu: what kind would you want.
Ikki: waht kind would u bring
Kururu: i could bring fresh ramen. we have some at school.
Ikki: !!1
Kururu: will the ramen make the headache go away?
Ikki: ramen cueres ALL
Kururu: i'll bring you some then! :D
Kururu: are you sure you're okay.
Ikki: yyyy
Ikki: YOU SHOULD SEE TEH WALL
Kururu: i'm sure i will in a few minutes!
Ikki: are u gonna do that cool counting thng w/ teh ramen agin
Kururu: you like the counting, huh.
Ikki: yah!
Kururu: it's not that speciual really.
Ikki: i dnt know anyone who can do that!
Kururu: i do!
Ikki: well yur better!
Kururu: maybe.
Ikki: U TOTLLY ARE
Ikki: i'm god, i say so
Ikki: cant deny it now
Kururu: are you rreally god? i didn't know you were so amazing!
Ikki: yyyy!
Kururu: cool! what's it like?
Ikki: u get to be liek a genius and stuff
Kururu: so like sora-nii then. :D
Ikki: BUT COOLER
Kururu: how can you be cooler than sora-nii!
Ikki: that's just what a god does
Kururu: maybe sora-nii's a god too.
Ikki: no
Ikki: id know
Kururu: well maybe he hasn't revealed his full power to you yet.
Ikki: ....
Ikki: well MAYBE I HAVENT REVEALED MY FULL POWER EITHER
Kururu: i'm pretty sure you haven't
Ikki: :D
Kururu: i have faith in you!
Ikki: yah, everyone does it sems
Kururu: that's okay though.
Kururu: i just have faith in you.
Ikki: to do what
Kururu: is that okay?
Kururu: i don't know.
Kururu: do i have to believe you should do something for me to believe in you?
Ikki: ...idk.
Kururu: what does that oh.
Kururu: i don't know, i get it.
Ikki: yah!
Kururu: but anyway i'm on my way with ramen now.
Ikki: u are AWESOME
Kururu: thank you! i'm just doing what i can.
Ikki: i will see u tehn. with ramen. AND COUNTING.
Kururu: okay!