Sorry guys...
I'm not apologising to the non-existent readers of this livejournal for not updating (though perhaps I should be?), I am apologising to Adeel, Riyaad and Andrea (but mostly just Adeel) for making them take linguistics. Apparently I could have cost Adeel some scholarship money.
For those who do care, I think I have decided to return to school, though I still have no idea what I hope to do with the degree that I will receive in about a decade. What I find both humbling and upsetting is that all the (dumb) kids I made fun of in high school are doing so much better than I am, and probably will continue to do so.
So I'm still alive, though perhaps not for long, and maybe I will begin to update regularly once again. You must understand, however, that I realise that no one gives a fuck about the stupid little problems I encounter on a day-to-day basis, and I don't want to become the kind of person I make fun of. At least not any more than I already am. I especially don't want to be the sort of person who uses livejournal as a means for garnering the sort of insincere, purely symbolic empathy that is becoming a popular substitute for genuinely close relationships.
OH! Ok, I bought a bunch of wicked engrishy stuff in Chinatown today. When Jessica comes home I will take pictures of them. I also plan on sending them to The Tonight Show, not because I love Jay Leno, but because I want the hollow satisfaction that comes with seeing my efforts recognised on national TV.
For those who do care, I think I have decided to return to school, though I still have no idea what I hope to do with the degree that I will receive in about a decade. What I find both humbling and upsetting is that all the (dumb) kids I made fun of in high school are doing so much better than I am, and probably will continue to do so.
So I'm still alive, though perhaps not for long, and maybe I will begin to update regularly once again. You must understand, however, that I realise that no one gives a fuck about the stupid little problems I encounter on a day-to-day basis, and I don't want to become the kind of person I make fun of. At least not any more than I already am. I especially don't want to be the sort of person who uses livejournal as a means for garnering the sort of insincere, purely symbolic empathy that is becoming a popular substitute for genuinely close relationships.
OH! Ok, I bought a bunch of wicked engrishy stuff in Chinatown today. When Jessica comes home I will take pictures of them. I also plan on sending them to The Tonight Show, not because I love Jay Leno, but because I want the hollow satisfaction that comes with seeing my efforts recognised on national TV.