[Edward's busily attending to a crossword puzzle in the kitchen. He muses over it before groaning in frustration and grabbing the phone ( Read more... )

[A low groan into the phone.]

Really, Mayfield? You're trying my patience. It's difficult enough trying to get a handle on this nonsensical town without having an occupation enforced upon you.

...in any case, it appears that I'm to be teaching English Literature and Mathematics in the fall. Hardly the career choice I would've expected.

I never was ( Read more... )