Riddle 034: We don't need no education [Backdated to the First Day of School]

[puzzlerprince]

[Well, it's that time of year once again, isn't it? School's back in session. Oh, joy. Throughout the day, there's a good chance you'll bump into the Riddler in a few locations...

A. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Ethics Classroom, Morning

The words "Mr. Nigma" are written up on the blackboard. Yep. You heard that right. Edward Nigma, Ethics Teacher.

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[notsaul]

Boo.

When does your hot wife's class start.

[strike_you_out]

[You think she's hot, too? Is she talking about Susan? He doesn't say anything but Slugger does glance over at Annie, recognizing her voice from somewhere.]

[notsaul]

... The fuck are you looking at.

[strike_you_out]

[Wait, he knows who she is now. She's that chick who fought the Major.]

You mean Susan?

[notsaul]

[SHE'S VERY FAMOUS OKAY]

Yeah, the hot teacher!

[strike_you_out]

[He'll have to stop her after class and get her autograph ask her loads of questions.]

...She's my "mom".

[notsaul]

... Dude.

Lucky.

[strike_you_out]

[Well, he supposes he is pretty lucky...

A grin spreads across his face but he stays quiet in case Edward tries to give them detention for talking.]

[puzzlerprince]

Settle down, both of you.

[Seriously, why are people so damn enamored with Susan?!]