SO HAI GAIZ I ALSO WROTE A SONNET
I SHOULD BECOME LIKE LAYTON'S POET LAUREATE OR SOME SHIT I'M BLASTING THIS EPIC POETRY OUT LIKE SOME KINDA WRITER OR SOMETHING
YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT STEFANY MAYOR.
CHECK IT:
"PROFESSOR WHY'S MY PUZZLE ALWAYS HARD,
WHENEVER GRANNY RIDDLLETON IS NEAR?"
THAT SIMPLE LINE LEFT POOR PROFESSOR SCARRED,
AND TREMBLING IN PRIMAL KNOWING FEAR.
SO LAYTON SAID "I'LL TEACH YOU WHEN YOU GROW."
BUT LUKE REPLIED "I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!"
THOUGHT LAYTON "WELL HE HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW,
"BUT HOW TO TEACH THE YOUNG BOY THAT IT'S FOUL?"
THUS LAYTON WENT AND BOUGHT A POP-UP BOOK,
TO TEACH YOUNG LUKE THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS,
UNTIL THE BOY HIMSELF TOOK ONE QUICK LOOK,
AND SHOOK HIS HEAD, "I DON'T GET WHAT THAT SAYS,
"BUT WHY MY PUZZLE'S HARD IS ALWAYS FAIR,
"JUST ALL THE ONES I CAN'T SOLVE END UP THERE."
ADMIT IT, I'M A GENIUZ
YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT STEFANY MAYOR.
CHECK IT:
"PROFESSOR WHY'S MY PUZZLE ALWAYS HARD,
WHENEVER GRANNY RIDDLLETON IS NEAR?"
THAT SIMPLE LINE LEFT POOR PROFESSOR SCARRED,
AND TREMBLING IN PRIMAL KNOWING FEAR.
SO LAYTON SAID "I'LL TEACH YOU WHEN YOU GROW."
BUT LUKE REPLIED "I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!"
THOUGHT LAYTON "WELL HE HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW,
"BUT HOW TO TEACH THE YOUNG BOY THAT IT'S FOUL?"
THUS LAYTON WENT AND BOUGHT A POP-UP BOOK,
TO TEACH YOUNG LUKE THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS,
UNTIL THE BOY HIMSELF TOOK ONE QUICK LOOK,
AND SHOOK HIS HEAD, "I DON'T GET WHAT THAT SAYS,
"BUT WHY MY PUZZLE'S HARD IS ALWAYS FAIR,
"JUST ALL THE ONES I CAN'T SOLVE END UP THERE."
ADMIT IT, I'M A GENIUZ