SO HAI GAIZ I WROTE A LIMERICK
I WROTE SOME EPIC POEM SHIT IT'S LIKE ULESSES BY THAT SHAKSPEAR GUY YOU KNOW THE ONE I KNOW ALL ABOUT BECAUSE I'M BRITISH.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING GOOD
IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
THERE WAS A PROFESSOR CALLED LAYTON,
WHO ONE NIGHT WAS TIRED OF WAITIN'
HE PULLED LUKE'S PANTS DOWN,
AND SAID WITH A FROWN,
"MY MY BOY YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATIN'"
YOU MAY SHOWER ME IN PRAISE NOW
IT'S REALLY FUCKING GOOD
IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
THERE WAS A PROFESSOR CALLED LAYTON,
WHO ONE NIGHT WAS TIRED OF WAITIN'
HE PULLED LUKE'S PANTS DOWN,
AND SAID WITH A FROWN,
"MY MY BOY YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATIN'"
YOU MAY SHOWER ME IN PRAISE NOW