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Okay, so I was reading an article about that One Direction fanfic turned published book, which now supposedly has a movie deal . . . and apparently, this is an actual quote from the fic in question: "Your pulse has quickened hasn't it? Your mouth is dry, you have that feeling... down there." (This, by the way, is the Edward-Cullen/Christian-Grey-in-Harry-Styles'-body talking to the Mary Sue).
Oh, my God, I am DYING laughing. DYING. I mean, she's trying to sell this character as a dangerous bad boy, and he says "Down there?" With an ellipsis before it? Yep, that would send anyone's bad boy cred flying out the window in about three seconds flat. (This writer is supposedly in her mid-20s and married, BTW).
Oh, my God, I am DYING laughing. DYING. I mean, she's trying to sell this character as a dangerous bad boy, and he says "Down there?" With an ellipsis before it? Yep, that would send anyone's bad boy cred flying out the window in about three seconds flat. (This writer is supposedly in her mid-20s and married, BTW).