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Feb 21, 2008 19:33

Sorry I've been distant for so long, everyone, I've been on extended business out of the country. The good news is, I'm home now. If anyone wants to grab a drink, or meet for dinner, or find another method of entertaining me, I would love to put my days off to good use.

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travelstheworld February 22 2008, 01:47:40 UTC

[a rather sizable inkstain mars the page, as she's knocked her ink all over it]

OH MY GOD. NOT YOU

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 01:51:54 UTC

Oh, Whitney.

You know, if you're not free, you can just say so, no need to ruin perfectly good ink and your Compendium.

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 01:56:17 UTC

( ... )

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 01:57:35 UTC

You mean you haven't learned to use this thing? My name is right there... Phillip Cordon, of course.

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 02:06:29 UTC

( ... )

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 02:11:36 UTC

You'll what? Your mother thinks I'm quite the prince, you know, it wouldn't be THAT unfounded.

Prince Phillip...has quite a ring to it doesn't it?

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 02:14:49 UTC

ARGH.

That's it, I'm done, I QUIT. I quit this entire Tale thing.

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 02:17:33 UTC

You can't QUIT Whitney, any easier than you could quit life. Nice try though.

Besides, no matter who I am, you don't honestly think that your prince is going to come in and sweep you off your feet, do you? From what I understand, that's not the way it works.

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 02:24:15 UTC

Don't tell me what I can and can't do!

No, because you're a loser who got stuck as a bear and lured off young girls to sleep with and then nearly got married off to an ugly woman until I saved your sorry behind, so there would be no sweepage of feet. That it's YOU just guarantees I'm not going to WANT swept off my feet even were that par for the course.

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 02:28:23 UTC

I can be pretty good at sweeping women off my feet, when I want to be.

What were you expecting? Some big strong bear of a man who did all of that but was an unambitious dunce or something?

But really, Whitney, I think you just like imagining me as your prince.

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 02:30:55 UTC

Because I so care about your love life. Except for the part where I don't.

I wasn't expecting anything, I wasn't waiting for anyone in my Tale and I damn sure don't like imaging you as him, at all.

AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?!

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 02:35:20 UTC

You don't? Hmmm...could have fooled me.

Again with the unspecific questions! How long HAVE I KNOWN what?

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 02:37:08 UTC

Just because I possess female anatomy does not make me interested in your every affair.

STOP BEING AN IDIOT. How long have you known about me? Did you know the whole damn time!?

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 02:45:26 UTC

I'm not being an idiot, you're not being very specific!

And I've known a little less long than you have. Why, were you waiting on me to sweep you off your feet sooner?

You know, all of this banter still isn't helping me come up with something to do on my time off. Were you about to offer me a drink?

travelstheworld February 22 2008, 02:48:24 UTC

And you're being a jackass on purpose!

And you said nothing, absolutely nothing this whole time! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Argh, and I just thought you were giving me the creeps like normal, not activating this Highlander vibe.

No, but I'm about to get myself one.

puss_in_prada February 22 2008, 02:55:19 UTC

I though you'd decided I was your bear prince, not a jackass.

You know it's not just something that you say in passing in a hallway. 'Well hello there, Whitney, how was your latest business trip? By the way, I know about you being a reincarnated Fairy Tale'

You are being horribly selfish with the alcohol you know.

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