Today I found
many things on the floor
and they all began with 'Pen'.

I thought this was more than a coincidance.
I am going to start idolizing
the gods of penn.

Things I found:

Pen
Pencil
Penny
Cigarette Butt
Pennyroyal Pin

I am waiting to find
some Pennicillin.
I hope I will be that lucky.

In other news:
Yahoo News, what has become of you?